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397
Account age
9 yrs
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Known for
4 views
Re-reading Stuart Little with my daughter last night and read what I think is perhaps the funniest line in all of Children’s Literature.
100% implies the tiny mouse is drunk, but still able to function. Flies over the head of all children, but lands with a chuckle for the adult reading it.
3 views
Wife just came into the kitchen and caught me finishing this guy off, “Jesus take the wheel, it’s 3pm!”
“It’s like I’m having coffee, though,” I meagerly tried to defend myself.
“Sure it is.”
2 views
Yeah, sorry, Couch as to go and that means you have to take Gary, too. Bye Couch! Bye Gary!
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
1.3%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2017
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Excited to launch my wife Emily’s new site. She wanted to keep i · 14 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
8.4 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.9×
Follows 206 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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“For 50¢ more, you can have the one without poison in it.”
— Everything labeled “Organic” in the grocery store.
Wife just came into the kitchen and caught me finishing this guy off, “Jesus take the wheel, it’s 3pm!”
“It’s like I’m having coffee, though,” I meagerly tried to defend myself.
“Sure it is.”
Re-reading Stuart Little with my daughter last night and read what I think is perhaps the funniest line in all of Children’s Literature.
100% implies the tiny mouse is drunk, but still able to function. Flies over the head of all children…
“Please,” he says to his wife, “I’m making an Aerosmith joke, not a Lord of the Rings joke.”
King of the Hill season 13 was a little bit of a re-establishing slog (all the kids are grown), but boy have they found their pace in Season 14. Each episode is packed with laughs and their own take on love.
I do love hanging out in the al…
Yeah, sorry, Couch as to go and that means you have to take Gary, too. Bye Couch! Bye Gary!
“I look good,” the 5yo says as we’re washing our hands, then taking a brief pause, “much better than you. You are a crazy guy.”
Sometimes I like to start my day by being yelled at by a 5yo that I “put too big a piece of granola” in her yogurt.
Slack: I don’t get it, everyone knew they were links. If they didn’t know they were links, they shouldn’t be using a computer. Adding 🔗 is just 🍆.
Also, man do I miss Vern.
https://allcountingonyou.com/goodbye-vern/
I woke up to find that one of the album covers I designed is a) 25 years old and b) available in a crazy silver foil now.
The original was a varnish-coat to make it visible only when you were holding it and light was reflecting off it.
Bei…
Wife just came into the kitchen and caught me finishing this guy off, “Jesus take the wheel, it’s 3pm!”
“It’s like I’m having coffee, though,” I meagerly tried to defend myself.
“Sure it is.”
Re-reading Stuart Little with my daughter last night and read what I think is perhaps the funniest line in all of Children’s Literature.
100% implies the tiny mouse is drunk, but still able to function. Flies over the head of all children…
“Please,” he says to his wife, “I’m making an Aerosmith joke, not a Lord of the Rings joke.”
King of the Hill season 13 was a little bit of a re-establishing slog (all the kids are grown), but boy have they found their pace in Season 14. Each episode is packed with laughs and their own take on love.
I do love hanging out in the al…
Yeah, sorry, Couch as to go and that means you have to take Gary, too. Bye Couch! Bye Gary!
“I look good,” the 5yo says as we’re washing our hands, then taking a brief pause, “much better than you. You are a crazy guy.”
Sometimes I like to start my day by being yelled at by a 5yo that I “put too big a piece of granola” in her yogurt.
Slack: I don’t get it, everyone knew they were links. If they didn’t know they were links, they shouldn’t be using a computer. Adding 🔗 is just 🍆.
Also, man do I miss Vern.
https://allcountingonyou.com/goodbye-vern/
I woke up to find that one of the album covers I designed is a) 25 years old and b) available in a crazy silver foil now.
The original was a varnish-coat to make it visible only when you were holding it and light was reflecting off it.
Bei…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
pdx.social
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 8.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Directly supporting independent artists for 30 years.
Co-Founded buyolympia.com, Land Gallery and Shippr. Designed a bunch of indie record covers in the 90s/early 2000s. Won an Apple Design Award in 2004 for Endicia for Mac when it was still named after a Dead Milkmen song.
Just a dad in a pinball gang, who own a tractor, a kei truck and a motorcycle as old as him. Needs to be outside and loves his friends.
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