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Followers
772
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I mean, this is one of those ScribesAndMakers prompts where I co · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
85.7 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.1×
Follows 365 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Fuck, I knew I should have bought the robotics manual for Traveller when I had the chance.
Since the tragedy of 1994, Agency Division have weilded their authority over matters arcane with relative impunity. Enforcers like Vidcund Därk, collectively known as the Men in Black, serve a single purpose - the absolute eradicaton of ma…
Believe it or not I'm still working on the "Astronomy ROM" database resource for my cozy space trucker productivity-idler game, Ecliptic Mariner: Diaries.
But I think I can more or less tie it down in a sitting.
So tonight, a lab stream wi…
"Patch you're anti AI-in-music why the fuck do you still pretend you're learning to do generative ambient?"
You put some respect on generative ambient you need to know a lot to be any good at that shit.
... I bet I'd enjoy Rimworld.
The reality of the situation is that I'm going to hand pick a few dozen odd ones and just keep the classical moons of the outers.
The reason for this is, out of respect for my future users' compute power, I naturally don't want to put every fuckin' rock in orbit around the sun or one of the outer planets into the astrogation charts.
God, I'm so glad I'm not the IPAC.
I'm sat here trying to decide if I can define the minimum viable celestial object size to be worth putting a station on or in orbit around.
Sure, you're a weirdo for caring about simulation accuracy, but did you plunder a bunch of the IPAC exoplanet data just to make a stupid space trader?
In my defense: while the rest of my team was migrating our monitoring stack from a service provider to ELK/P/G, I was busy redesigning our DR process.
But I suppose I can do this, document it, and use it as a portfolio piece.
As an SRE, one of my core job responsibilities should have been to be able to implement a competent monitoring stack.
And yet, here I am struggling with designing an appropriate one for my personal docker host.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
furry.engineer
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 85.7× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
[He/Him] Writer | 無☸️ | Junkyard Dog | Gizmo-mancer | This account not rated for consumption by minors or managers.
I like making things and witnessing other people make things. Myself I do #EmbeddedDev and #Programming alongside a fair amount of writing and TTRPG design. Dipping my toes into pixel art and eurorack modular synthesis.
I am actively trying to curate a feed of people who make things, build worlds, and spread peace.
Corona onus grave est; noli eam gerere.
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