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145
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
2 views
Me looking at the french EU polls a week ago and seeing the first estimates now.
2 views
@daniel part two!
2 views
@daniel my dad has this old "space world" yearbook for 1965.
Made me think of you 🚀
1 views
SARS-CoV-2 viral load in the wastewater is going up again in Berlin 😔
Source: https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#corona-ampel
📊 Post engagement
17
Avg engagement / post
11.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: If I had to start a new series of tech books, I would call it "S · 109 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.09 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 3 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 221 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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A voir sur arte.tv en ce moment: un film de vengeance bien barré et délicieux avec Yolande Moreau ❤️
https://www.arte.tv/fr/videos/113548-000-A/je-ne-me-laisserai-plus-faire/
Do you happen to be looking for a junior EM based in Germany to lead a platform engineering team? Asking for a friend...
I have leadership experience as a Tech lead on multiple projects and got the opportunity to replace my manager for 3 m…
SARS-CoV-2 viral load in the wastewater is going up again in Berlin 😔
Source: https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#corona-ampel
I was wondering why LAP coffee shops started popping up everywhere. It's because they are owned by trash tech bros doing their usual BS🫠
https://www.rbb24.de/wirtschaft/beitrag/2025/08/lap-coffee-kaffee-to-go-preise-berlin-startup.html
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Me looking at the french EU polls a week ago and seeing the first estimates now.
I don't want "Z, the hard way" I want "Z was put in place by a 10x engineer who only cared about the easy shiny parts and now left, pls halp it's not the only miracle solution my understaffed team has to maintain."
@daniel part two!
@daniel my dad has this old "space world" yearbook for 1965.
Made me think of you 🚀
It's the second time I'm witnessing a dude having a meltdown because he's starting to realize that Platform work is not just k8s or cutting edge shit.
Believe me, you don't want to be in the blast radius.
I spent a quiet evening with my partner eating delicious food, playing a bit of boardgames, and reading books to each other by the candlelight.
It was fantastic and very soothing.
2023 was a rollercoaster that started very poorly and ended…
COVID + flu vaccines done 💪💉
SARS-CoV-2 viral load in the wastewater is going up again in Berlin 😔
Source: https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#corona-ampel
I was wondering why LAP coffee shops started popping up everywhere. It's because they are owned by trash tech bros doing their usual BS🫠
https://www.rbb24.de/wirtschaft/beitrag/2025/08/lap-coffee-kaffee-to-go-preise-berlin-startup.html
▶
Me looking at the french EU polls a week ago and seeing the first estimates now.
I don't want "Z, the hard way" I want "Z was put in place by a 10x engineer who only cared about the easy shiny parts and now left, pls halp it's not the only miracle solution my understaffed team has to maintain."
@daniel part two!
@daniel my dad has this old "space world" yearbook for 1965.
Made me think of you 🚀
It's the second time I'm witnessing a dude having a meltdown because he's starting to realize that Platform work is not just k8s or cutting edge shit.
Believe me, you don't want to be in the blast radius.
I spent a quiet evening with my partner eating delicious food, playing a bit of boardgames, and reading books to each other by the candlelight.
It was fantastic and very soothing.
2023 was a rollercoaster that started very poorly and ended…
COVID + flu vaccines done 💪💉
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 17 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Working as an SRE or platform engineer somewhere.
Tried to stop coffee, but failed miserably.
I'll probably talk about video games, books, neurodiversity, and all things SRE.
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