Patrick

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Account age
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This is a Victorian tomato-serving spoon used only for tomatoes (or cucumbers). You don't use it for anything else, even if it's a spoon. The whole point is to have something the filthy poor don't know exists and wouldn't know how to use correctly if they did. Why do you think fashion and manners ch26 views This is a Victorian tomato-serving spoon used only for tomatoes (or cucumbers). You don't use it for anything else, even if it's a spoon. The whole point is to have something the filthy poor don't know exists and wouldn't know how to use correctly if they did. Why do you think fashion and manners ch A friendly reminder that if your government, your university, your company, your police, or your local anyone for that matter, is willing to profit from a foreign ethnic cleansing it's because they value money more than life itself. You should not be surprised if they choose money over your life lat6 views A friendly reminder that if your government, your university, your company, your police, or your local anyone for that matter, is willing to profit from a foreign ethnic cleansing it's because they value money more than life itself. You should not be surprised if they choose money over your life lat What if we didn’t feed The Pig? We must. Can The Pig eat something else? Once, we tried to feed Him a piece of cake from the break room. Marjorie lost her hand. She’s still trying to get workers’ comp. Can anyone stop The Pig? Yes. Then why don’t they? We must keep the Great War Pig fat and happy, t5 views What if we didn’t feed The Pig? We must. Can The Pig eat something else? Once, we tried to feed Him a piece of cake from the break room. Marjorie lost her hand. She’s still trying to get workers’ comp. Can anyone stop The Pig? Yes. Then why don’t they? We must keep the Great War Pig fat and happy, t A thing about the #Odyssey is that you would expect the suitors would have some pretty decent pickings anyway. You have 12 ships, maybe 50 to 100 men per ship, and every last one of them is dead. Odysseus' Kingdom is like 10k people total in 1200 BC? Sure, Big O's wife has the powers you want, but 5 views A thing about the #Odyssey is that you would expect the suitors would have some pretty decent pickings anyway. You have 12 ships, maybe 50 to 100 men per ship, and every last one of them is dead. Odysseus' Kingdom is like 10k people total in 1200 BC? Sure, Big O's wife has the powers you want, but

📊 Post engagement

6
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: This is a Victorian tomato-serving spoon used only for tomatoes · 26 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
24.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 871 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

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🔥 Top post This is a Victorian tomato-serving spoon used only for tomatoes (or cucumbers). You don't use it for anything else, even if it's a spoon. The whole point is to have something the filthy poor don't know exists and wouldn't know how to use correctly if they did. Why do you think f… ★ 26
Bio-Vizier is a living, I suppose. Lexx is a fever dream. ★ 2 Mrs. Davis is the one show to take the concept of "Bride of Christ" to the logical, conjugal level. It does not suffer for it. ★ 3 Yeah, those Thief pagans are trash. ★ 1 A friendly reminder that if your government, your university, your company, your police, or your local anyone for that matter, is willing to profit from a foreign ethnic cleansing it's because they value money more than life itself. You sh… ★ 6 What if we didn’t feed The Pig? We must. Can The Pig eat something else? Once, we tried to feed Him a piece of cake from the break room. Marjorie lost her hand. She’s still trying to get workers’ comp. Can anyone stop The Pig? Yes. Then wh… ★ 5 Also, you'd think PIcard would have had some kind of mental health treatment in post the scarcity future. One that wasn't just Q. ★ 2 Why not one barrage of torpedoes and disrupter fire against the surface and then stand down? The Federation won't proceed to massacre you and you will have literally saved all life in the galaxy, the Federation's included. I could live wit… I am not sure the Hammerites are anything you should aspire to. You're not supposed to have too much sympathy for them. The game actively sells them as a kind of evil, what with the violence and prisons and the murdering of you with hammer… I love the call out post here, well done. I can't believe the verticality they managed to twist out of these missions, absurdly well done. This engine was not designed to do any of this and here it is shining. I guessed the guy had pagan leanings, that was obvious early on from the decor. I was not expecting the mansion to be built on an old Pagan Temple though. That was really cool. Oppressive. I could have done without the fairy twinkling and … ★ 1 A thing about the #Odyssey is that you would expect the suitors would have some pretty decent pickings anyway. You have 12 ships, maybe 50 to 100 men per ship, and every last one of them is dead. Odysseus' Kingdom is like 10k people total… ★ 5

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 24.5× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100 Good
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
89%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Life is a preposterous horror. Money speaks for money, the devil for his own Who comes to speak for the skin and the bone? The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from the goose. Une oasis d'horreur dans un désert d'ennui.

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Bio-Vizier is a living, I suppose. Lexx is a fever dream. Mrs. Davis is the one show to take the concept of "Bride of Christ" to the logical, conjugal level. It does not suffer for it. Yeah, those Thief pagans are trash. A friendly reminder that if your government, your university, your company, your police, or your local anyone for that matter, is willing to profit from a foreign ethnic cleansing it's because they value money more than life itself. You should not be surprised if they choose money over your life lat What if we didn’t feed The Pig? We must. Can The Pig eat something else? Once, we tried to feed Him a piece of cake from the break room. Marjorie lost her hand. She’s still trying to get workers’ comp. Can anyone stop The Pig? Yes. Then why don’t they? We must keep the Great War Pig fat and happy, t Also, you'd think PIcard would have had some kind of mental health treatment in post the scarcity future. One that wasn't just Q. Why not one barrage of torpedoes and disrupter fire against the surface and then stand down? The Federation won't proceed to massacre you and you will have literally saved all life in the galaxy, the Federation's included. I could live with that and I'm just some weird coward? You're going to leave This is a Victorian tomato-serving spoon used only for tomatoes (or cucumbers). You don't use it for anything else, even if it's a spoon. The whole point is to have something the filthy poor don't know exists and wouldn't know how to use correctly if they did. Why do you think fashion and manners ch

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