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Headlines like these make it really hard to take the Times seriously.
I wonder how masculine the Tate brothers would be with a couple bullets in each of their heads.
Sounds like there's a new frontrunner for the GOP 2028 presidential nom
Not a new revelation, but we need to be doing everything we can to burn the manosphere to the ground. By any means necessary.
Can we all just agree no more athletes or coaches in politics?
As I swan dive into the estuary, the birds do not flinch at my fall
They perch in the rafters, before, during, after: they do not notice me at all
As I float down into the estuary, wind cases my body in cool
I smell petrol fumes, see the s…
Fuck every Dodgers player who visits the White House
If you're stupid enough to believe Trump has even an ounce of respect for "the troops", you're beyond saving.
Autocrats love a forever war.
Pete Hegseth should try just not waking up tomorrow morning.
Fuck JD and Usha and their hideous demon-spawn. It's probably part lay-z-boy
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