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🔥 Top post: Me, waiting for the Teams meeting to start when I have the wrong · 90 likes + reposts
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Me, waiting for the Teams meeting to start when I have the wrong link
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I get that The Odyssey was shot using the new IMAX "Keighley" 65mm film camera system, which is 65mm negative running horizontally through the camera gate with 15 perforations per frame (IMAX 15/70), running the celluloid at 5.6 feet per s…
I seen your Mitch McConnell just the other day, he was leanin’ up against a post, said he was tired…
IMAX for a boy IMAXINE for a girl
Me with the new guy at work who wants to help on my project
Of course I bought it, she was selling it by the seashore!
I’m in Barbados. We were at Oistins tonight eating and watching the performers. During dinner, some other tourists came and sat beside us. Trump supporters. They ran through all of his talking points in about 5 minutes: ‘Europe ain’t done …
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‘Hello sharks. It’s an app that’s a Shazam for the movie the person is watching in the plane three rows away from you’
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The joke is that this plane has wifi and I’m not listening to my downloads
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Ever panic download an album before you get on a plane?
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🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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