Phil Sturgeon

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3.1K

Account age

3 yrs

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Trying to avoid my quarterly first aiding on the tow path.
This dangerous neck-level branch was loosely balancing on the hand rail right in the center of Bath next to Sainsbury’s.
Hundreds of people will have passed this. No signage. No contractors. Luckily I’ve always got a chainsaw.

80 views Trying to avoid my quarterly first aiding on the tow path. This dangerous neck-level branch was loosely balancing on the hand rail right in the center of Bath next to Sainsbury’s. Hundreds of people will have passed this. No signage. No contractors. Luckily I’ve always got a chainsaw.

One of the main reasons I fight the climate crisis is to save lives.
Yesterday in Bath we had a heatwave turn into a deadly thunder storm.
A cyclist was hit by a falling tree and the only reason she’s alive is my boat caught the brunt of the weight and kept it off her.
Bike parts penetrated her thigh and she could not be moved until every emergency service was in place. Under this tree.

73 views One of the main reasons I fight the climate crisis is to save lives. Yesterday in Bath we had a heatwave turn into a deadly thunder storm. A cyclist was hit by a falling tree and the only reason she’s alive is my boat caught the brunt of the weight and kept it off her. Bike parts penetrated her thigh and she could not be moved until every emergency service was in place. Under this tree.

People ask what’s the point of planting trees if they could burn in a wildfire.
Which trees? Where? What’s the woodland creation plan? What’s the management plan?
This is a really interesting guide that will absolutely get you thinking about woodlands differently.
https://protect.earth/articles/what-do-wildfires-mean-for-british-woodlands/

48 views People ask what’s the point of planting trees if they could burn in a wildfire. Which trees? Where? What’s the woodland creation plan? What’s the management plan? This is a really interesting guide that will absolutely get you thinking about woodlands differently. https://protect.earth/articles/what-do-wildfires-mean-for-british-woodlands/

It’s amazing to say but the boat seems completely unphased.
I lost a chimney, but it was load bearing for a while and helped the tree rest as it was instead of spin.
The roof had a huge dent, and as a friendly boater tree surgeon made a cut it bounced back into shape and nearly sent him into the canal like a cartoon.
A stolen bike I recovered has been completely mangled, so I’m sorry about that.

46 views It’s amazing to say but the boat seems completely unphased. I lost a chimney, but it was load bearing for a while and helped the tree rest as it was instead of spin. The roof had a huge dent, and as a friendly boater tree surgeon made a cut it bounced back into shape and nearly sent him into the canal like a cartoon. A stolen bike I recovered has been completely mangled, so I’m sorry about that.

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

Engagement vs followers

Nov 2022

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Trying to avoid my quarterly first aiding on the tow path. This · 80 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

2.3 / week

Posts several times a week.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 6 text · 5 image · 1 video.

Follower / following

4.8×

Follows 653 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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▶ 🔥 Top post Trying to avoid my quarterly first aiding on the tow path. This dangerous neck-level branch was loosely balancing on the hand rail right in the center of Bath next to Sainsbury’s. Hundreds of people will have passed this. No signage. No contractors. Luckily I’ve always got a cha… ★ 80

The guy that literally wrote the book on money laundering is utterly shit at money laundering. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/29/george-cottrell-transferred-2m-mother-beforer-reform-uk-donations ★ 1

People ask what’s the point of planting trees if they could burn in a wildfire. Which trees? Where? What’s the woodland creation plan? What’s the management plan? This is a really interesting guide that will absolutely get you thinking abo… ★ 48 With the climate crisis clearly getting worse year on year, these long dry summers mean more and bigger wildfires. What does this mean for British woodlands and other fragile ecosystems, as is there anything we can do to limit the size of … ★ 8

RE: https://mastodon.green/@Philsturgeon/116907274429159404 I love seeing the notifications come in, but we got a lot more squares to sponsor! Also this whole sponsorship thing is @laravelphp and I’m considering open-sourcing it, but we’v… ★ 8 I’ve spent over a year working on the software and integrations to make this happen, but we’ve finally launched our wetland restoration squares! Sponsor a square and get a certificate. First batch is at Warleigh Nature Reserve, on our beav… ★ 18 Too Good to Go with lactose intolerance. I just got five items. 1. Goats milk. 2. Small pot of cream. 3. Large pot of double cream. 4. Bread? Nope that’s Milk Roll. 5. Sweet potato. That’s £3 for a sweet potato, and a few entertained unhou… ★ 5 Some of you saw me quick posting about this already, but I've written up the anarchy that befell Bathampton and anyone using the towpath last Monday. https://philsturgeon.com/the-tree-that-fell-on-a-cyclist-and-my-boat/ ★ 65 Ford replaced veteran staff with AI, their products went to shit, then they had to rehire them. “Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing AI and ingesting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality p… ★ 13

It’s amazing to say but the boat seems completely unphased. I lost a chimney, but it was load bearing for a while and helped the tree rest as it was instead of spin. The roof had a huge dent, and as a friendly boater tree surgeon made a c… ★ 46

I won’t get into the details of the first aid/paramedic stuff but me and Julian were shook up and grateful for a fast response time. Soon as she was away with the paramedics, other boaters appeared with coffee and chainsaws to rescue my bo… ★ 33

One of the main reasons I fight the climate crisis is to save lives. Yesterday in Bath we had a heatwave turn into a deadly thunder storm. A cyclist was hit by a falling tree and the only reason she’s alive is my boat caught the brunt of t… ★ 73

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mastodon.green

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On Mastodon since

Nov 2022

Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 33 views per post.

📤Posts about 2.3× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

66/100

Good Credibility score

89%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Established account (3+ years old).

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About

Bike nomad turned electric van nomad, boycotting fossil-fuels, working on reforestation and ancient woodland restoration as co-founder of Protect Earth. he/him