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Irony? Lack of self-awareness? Couldn't give a fuck?
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What a cunt. That's it.
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Garden visitor.
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A bee that was on the patio very torpid, so I gave it a drop of honey on a teaspoon. It wasn't around later. I didn't see it go - I like to think it flew off under its own power 🐝
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Ermagerd. Welcome to the 21st century.
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Irony? Lack of self-awareness? Couldn't give a fuck?
What's the phrase I'm looking for?
What a cunt. That's it.
Garden visitor.
Rare garden visitors 😸 (Poor light, distant, double glazing).
Yellow Face - it burns us 😎
Ermagerd. Welcome to the 21st century.
All appendages crossed.
Fieldfare in the garden spending more time chasing off the many blackbirds than eating the apples.
A first for us. @MmePingu found a newt in the garden 🦎
A bee that was on the patio very torpid, so I gave it a drop of honey on a teaspoon. It wasn't around later. I didn't see it go - I like to think it flew off under its own power 🐝
Yoofs in the garden
A nice surprise - we have two hedgepig visitors 🦔🦔
Sweeping broken glass off the patio this arvo gave me terrible flashbacks of working in a lab 🥼
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