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Followers
19
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.37 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 16 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I must have looked at a Daily Telegraph article and given them an email address. They send an email every day:
ruleset=check_rcpt, arg1=<devnull@clifford.ac>, relay=r94.emails.telegraph.co.uk [63.140.41.94], reject=553 5.3.0 <devnull@clif…
Hotel wants room number or name (can't remember), date of birth and email to log in to wifi. Did so in the lobby.
Wifi in the room is a different "network" but they didn't ask for details again.
But they did when I wanted to log in on my …
Every now and again, Facebook is asking me to identify, incorrectly, pictures of a grainy bicycle as bicycles again and again. Along with something called fire hydrants.
I have discovered that if I connect my 'phone to a Pi vpn and open f…
I was wondering what a systems app on my 'phone was. I'd previously disabled it, probably guessed it was not useful.
"Device Lock Controller enables device management for credit providers. Your provider can remotely restrict access to you…
facebook ask me to pick out all the squares with motorcycles every few days. (Trying to ignore the fact that there aren't any but they want me to click on the squares with a bit of one motorcycle).
I suspect the reason is that they can't h…
Wanted to check device compatability for e/os
I replied to an email. They rejected the email because their own list manager is spamtrapped.
550 A URL in this email (handicaps . us21 . list-manage . com) is listed on
https://spamrl.com/. Please resolve and retry
Started a vpn connection whilst connected and logged into my Nationwide account. This is, I think, the first and only time a website has noticed that "You were logged in on another computer".
My 'phone is about 2 feet away from my laptop. The least hassle way to copy a file from one to the other is to connect both to my Pi vpn. A journey of 20,000 kilometres.
I was thinking AUI, Artificial Un-Intelligence but Stallman's PI, Pretend Intelligence, is a much better term.
You can pay online via this link: https://tinyurl.com/2cad3uo7
Why do this? Why not
sagepay.com/2cad3uo7
Cloudfare is broken.
The internet wasn't supposed to be like this. The internet is supposed to be:
BT had a problem. It's solved but my router needs to be rebooted. But I'm thousands of miles away so can't switch it off and on again. So ca…
Wanted to check device compatability for e/os
I replied to an email. They rejected the email because their own list manager is spamtrapped.
550 A URL in this email (handicaps . us21 . list-manage . com) is listed on
https://spamrl.com/. Please resolve and retry
Started a vpn connection whilst connected and logged into my Nationwide account. This is, I think, the first and only time a website has noticed that "You were logged in on another computer".
My 'phone is about 2 feet away from my laptop. The least hassle way to copy a file from one to the other is to connect both to my Pi vpn. A journey of 20,000 kilometres.
I was thinking AUI, Artificial Un-Intelligence but Stallman's PI, Pretend Intelligence, is a much better term.
You can pay online via this link: https://tinyurl.com/2cad3uo7
Why do this? Why not
sagepay.com/2cad3uo7
Cloudfare is broken.
The internet wasn't supposed to be like this. The internet is supposed to be:
BT had a problem. It's solved but my router needs to be rebooted. But I'm thousands of miles away so can't switch it off and on again. So ca…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodonapp.uk
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated55/100
Fair
Credibility score
80%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
- Est. 80% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Limited engagement data — score uses the signals available.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Low confidence — few signals are public for this listing, so treat it as a rough screen. Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Retired. Likes golf, photography and scuba. Used to work in the travel industry.
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