Drew Mochak
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Fuckin' elevators, man, how do they work?
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As 40th birthdays go, this was pretty solid.
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They made a global incident tracker called "monitoring the situation" that treats world events like a dashboard you'd use at a multinational company for service outages. In case you needed something to make you even more anxious.
https://monitor-the-situation.com
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I had so much fun with the first one that I went up for an encore! Nobody requested it with their words but I felt it spiritually.
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🔥 Top post: Fuckin' elevators, man, how do they work? · 13 likes + reposts
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Fuckin' elevators, man, how do they work?
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To close the loop (and to content farm even more off these dumb elevators) (, here's what it sounds like on the ground floor, where people are.
They made a global incident tracker called "monitoring the situation" that treats world events like a dashboard you'd use at a multinational company for service outages. In case you needed something to make you even more anxious.
https://m…
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I had so much fun with the first one that I went up for an encore! Nobody requested it with their words but I felt it spiritually.
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As 40th birthdays go, this was pretty solid.
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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to debug why the speech wasn't reading the menu focus correctly. It turns out it was reading the menu focus correctly, the issue is that whoever designed this keyboard UI spent ten minutes…
You speak of fun but how can I have fun when you march for taking it away? [...] Imagine how Maxroll will look when it’s only allowed to contain Blizzard approved content. What will their community look like when there’s no different place…
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Somehow even sillier:"As mayor, will you march in all the parades?"
"I think a mayor has a responsibility, whenever possible, to march in parades."
"Are there any that you would boycott, though?"They went LONG on this.
https://www.instagra…
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"As mayor of New York, a city that is nowhere near the Gaza Strip, please outline your middle east peace plan--and make it snappy, time is money."
I can't even pee in that amount of time! Absurd.
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/video/news/mamda…
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