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191
Account age
3 yrs
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22 views
Pepper the mostly #Labrador #Mutt says Happy #Mondog!
#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MuttsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #DogsOf WashingtonDC #WashingtonDC, #WashingtonDCParks
16 views
A mostly #labrador #mutt on the #WashingtonDC waterfront on a cloudy Wednesday afternoon.
(Also, my hand.)
#Dogs #DogsOfWashingtonDC #DogsOfMastodon #MuttsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #Potomac #Watergate #KennedyCenter
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#FromTheArchives: #Flowers. I'm not sure what kind of flowers. I'm a #photographer, not a #botanist.
#Photography #NaturePhotography #PlantsOfWashingtonDC
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Day three of complete #decaffeination. Crazy vivid dreams again last night. I hope that's not a permanent change, because I really prefer peaceful, dreamless sleep.
Mild headache this morning, but it's not too bad.
Brain fog and disorientation seem to be fading, which of course is a good thing.
#Caffeine #CaffeineFree #QuittingCaffeine
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
3.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Pepper the mostly #Labrador #Mutt says Happy #Mondog! #Dogs #Do · 22 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.07 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 347 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Pepper the mostly #Labrador #Mutt says Happy #Mondog!
#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MuttsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #DogsOf WashingtonDC #WashingtonDC, #WashingtonDCParks
Multiple high profile website breaches over the years mean cybercriminals already have your personal data, including things as sensitive as passwords and Social Security numbers. It's too late to hide from them, but you can be prepared for…
I'm pretty sure no one has ever spelled the word "renaissance" correctly on their first try, without looking it up.
Sometimes bigots say "I don't understand why LGBTQ+ people have to be so in-your-face about their sexuality."
We straight people are CONSTANTLY in EVERYBODY'S face about our sexuality, it's just that it's super common and completely normal…
You know when your neighbors are having a big bonfire party, and you can smell that wholesome, earthy bonfire scent, but you're kind of jealous and bitter because they didn't invite you?
That's how I feel about #Canada right now.
Oh, hello #Mastodon, I forgot about you for a couple months there. I'll try not to do that again. I really do enjoy you, and I'm certainly not going back to that Other Site.
I've been neglecting #Mastodon. I need to get back in the habit.
In unrelated news, Wiseguy #Pizza in #WashingtonDC (East End-ish area, a few blocks northwest of the #Capitol) is amazing. Just discovered it today. Thought I'd share.
Day three of complete #decaffeination. Crazy vivid dreams again last night. I hope that's not a permanent change, because I really prefer peaceful, dreamless sleep.
Mild headache this morning, but it's not too bad.
Brain fog and disorienta…
A mostly #labrador #mutt on the #WashingtonDC waterfront on a cloudy Wednesday afternoon.
(Also, my hand.)
#Dogs #DogsOfWashingtonDC #DogsOfMastodon #MuttsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #Potomac #Watergate #KennedyCenter
#FromTheArchives: #Flowers. I'm not sure what kind of flowers. I'm a #photographer, not a #botanist.
#Photography #NaturePhotography #PlantsOfWashingtonDC
Day two of complete #decaffeination. No headache this morning, which is a huge improvement, but I'm still feeling brain-fogged and disoriented. Not as bad as yesterday, though.
CRAZY vivid frickin' dreams last night, and I'm pretty sure I …
Wish me luck. I'm about to attempt my first 100 percent #decaffeinated day in years. Perhaps literally decades.
Day three of complete #decaffeination. Crazy vivid dreams again last night. I hope that's not a permanent change, because I really prefer peaceful, dreamless sleep.
Mild headache this morning, but it's not too bad.
Brain fog and disorienta…
A mostly #labrador #mutt on the #WashingtonDC waterfront on a cloudy Wednesday afternoon.
(Also, my hand.)
#Dogs #DogsOfWashingtonDC #DogsOfMastodon #MuttsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #Potomac #Watergate #KennedyCenter
#FromTheArchives: #Flowers. I'm not sure what kind of flowers. I'm a #photographer, not a #botanist.
#Photography #NaturePhotography #PlantsOfWashingtonDC
Day two of complete #decaffeination. No headache this morning, which is a huge improvement, but I'm still feeling brain-fogged and disoriented. Not as bad as yesterday, though.
CRAZY vivid frickin' dreams last night, and I'm pretty sure I …
Wish me luck. I'm about to attempt my first 100 percent #decaffeinated day in years. Perhaps literally decades.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
social.linux.pizza
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
#Writer, #Photographer, #Adventurer. #Linux and #FOSS hobbyist. Geeky #PopCulture fanboy. #Cyclist. #DogLover. #Wristwatch nerd. Jack of many trades, master of few.
Born and raised in #Minnesota, spent a decent chunk of my young adulthood in #Idaho, currently living in #WashingtonDC. My European home base is #Rome.
Nationality: 🇺🇸
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