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Last minute gift idea:
DON'T SHOP ON FUCKING AMAZON.
Just a reminder that Covid never ended, is still capable of killing you or doing permanent damage to your organs and brain, and you'd be wise to still avoid large holiday gatherings.
It's the first of December and I'm off to a bad start. Had to endure a Red Hot Chili Peppers song playing in a store. Please just kill me now.
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Rot in hell, Henry Kissinger.
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"Building roads to fix traffic congestion is like loosening your belt to cure obesity."
Derek Chauvin stabbed in prison. Please kneel for 9 minutes and 29 seconds in sympathy.
Me at nearly-noon wondering why I still don't feel awake: "..."
My cold, untouched coffee that's been sitting beside me for 4 hours: "..."
Trololol #trollquotes
You are now suffering memory loss.
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Estimated- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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