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Followers
827
Account age
1 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for Process Parsnip
Known for
8 views
Do recommend Ode to the Half-Broken by #SuzannePalmer, a new personal favorite. This was a healing read on hope for a different future and dealing with disability themes and different ways of existing.
#Bookstodon
I loved Psalm for the Wild-Built by #BeckyChambers but its focus is much more on self-discovery and society finding a basically spiritual balance with nature. I just related better to O
3 views
This artist has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheShunbun
6/6
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
0.8%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: RE: https://discuss.systems/@dan/116977399023489760 Paging all # · 18 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 929 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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that time I decided to settle down for sleep by looking at my finances
(it was a Wrong Answer TM)
Do recommend Ode to the Half-Broken by #SuzannePalmer, a new personal favorite. This was a healing read on hope for a different future and dealing with disability themes and different ways of existing.
#Bookstodon
I loved Psalm for the Wi…
RE: https://mastodon.art/@mobydick/116996730903142618
That's my secret, Cap.
This artist has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheShunbun
6/6
screen is a good place to start. If you don't have the time or wherewithal (a real problem, describing things is work), use the tag Alt4Me and a describer will be with you shortly.
The goal here is to tell people who can't see or understan…
monolith, nor are people who speak a different language than you, nor people with poor data connections.
Weird, right? ;)
Similarly, if you are the friend in part 1 who is describing the picture, you may describe it differently to your gra…
falling into a bathtub. In the second one the cat looks mad and it's captioned "a wet pussy!"" *Now* you understand why some people are telling the phone owner to grow up.
This is why we need alt text. Because being left out sucks, and peo…
you happily says "Image!" So you ask the person on the other side of you and they say "but what about this?" which is what the phone owner had said. From these answers, you have no way to know what the picture is or why people are reacting…
Someone I love is losing their sight. The longer you live, the more likely you are to know someone/be someone in this position.
Imagine being at a coffee house and everyone's handing around a phone to look at, and some people are laughing,…
How do I keep the mosquitoes off me while I weed?
#WrongAnswersOnly
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/116978774449944981
#PostGoodNewsToo I don't usually sports but this was really joyful to watch.
Do recommend Ode to the Half-Broken by #SuzannePalmer, a new personal favorite. This was a healing read on hope for a different future and dealing with disability themes and different ways of existing.
#Bookstodon
I loved Psalm for the Wi…
RE: https://mastodon.art/@mobydick/116996730903142618
That's my secret, Cap.
This artist has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheShunbun
6/6
screen is a good place to start. If you don't have the time or wherewithal (a real problem, describing things is work), use the tag Alt4Me and a describer will be with you shortly.
The goal here is to tell people who can't see or understan…
monolith, nor are people who speak a different language than you, nor people with poor data connections.
Weird, right? ;)
Similarly, if you are the friend in part 1 who is describing the picture, you may describe it differently to your gra…
falling into a bathtub. In the second one the cat looks mad and it's captioned "a wet pussy!"" *Now* you understand why some people are telling the phone owner to grow up.
This is why we need alt text. Because being left out sucks, and peo…
you happily says "Image!" So you ask the person on the other side of you and they say "but what about this?" which is what the phone owner had said. From these answers, you have no way to know what the picture is or why people are reacting…
Someone I love is losing their sight. The longer you live, the more likely you are to know someone/be someone in this position.
Imagine being at a coffee house and everyone's handing around a phone to look at, and some people are laughing,…
How do I keep the mosquitoes off me while I weed?
#WrongAnswersOnly
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/116978774449944981
#PostGoodNewsToo I don't usually sports but this was really joyful to watch.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.ie
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm a millennial white gender-nonconforming nerd with invisible disabilities.
Yay: swearing, accessibility, public radio, harm reduction, out-of-genre covers, collective action.
Nay: the fall of US democracy, COVID denial, work pants, tomato sauces, casual cruelty, gatekeeping, CorporateSpeak, genocide.
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