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Followers
55
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Bernard Quatermass
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: RE: https://ehlo.exim.org/@bernardq/116851178355484115 Been look · 2 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.61 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 116 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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See the button.
Press the button.
More buttons ?
More pressing !
The only downside is the underside of the button.
All the buttons must be pressed lest their contacts corrode or oxidise and cause later button pushes to fail.
Pushing them i…
It may be something to do with the heat, but I’m sure I heard AI killed John Mastodon’s goose.
#goose #johnmastodon
“Now point to the place on the flowchart where the CPU touched you “
One of those usefully easily decidable conundrums. Should I give a shit about hypothetical RCE arguments given the fix has already been released or enjoy the atrium in this hotel I’m in and drink more beer.
For completeness’s sake, the atr…
Minced beef is the lowest energy form of cow, coz it’s the ground state.
RE: https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116529035415281361
Amen.
Fuck it, I’m inventing a new config file format, .yacl Combining all the power, flexbility and possibilities of both yacc and lex into a single file giving you the possibility to dynamically update the program functionality on a simple rel…
Hey, don't blame me. I voted Vogon.
Double Secret Procrastination
Bagpipes with a whammy bar
Emotional Support Shoggoth needed
One of those usefully easily decidable conundrums. Should I give a shit about hypothetical RCE arguments given the fix has already been released or enjoy the atrium in this hotel I’m in and drink more beer.
For completeness’s sake, the atr…
Minced beef is the lowest energy form of cow, coz it’s the ground state.
RE: https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116529035415281361
Amen.
Fuck it, I’m inventing a new config file format, .yacl Combining all the power, flexbility and possibilities of both yacc and lex into a single file giving you the possibility to dynamically update the program functionality on a simple rel…
Hey, don't blame me. I voted Vogon.
Double Secret Procrastination
Bagpipes with a whammy bar
Emotional Support Shoggoth needed
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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Itinerant Coder.
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