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As a father of two, I can confidently say that I’d punch you in the face for the pitch of this “product”.
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Dude went to the hospital because he was tokenmaxxing ☠️
https://nitter.net/robj3d3/status/2076356929878966555
https://nitter.net/robj3d3/status/2076357872389337427
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AI gonna steal developer’s job, but what they didn’t tell is that, at this rate, it’s gonna be jobs from Silicon Valley developers 🤣
https://xcancel.com/perborgen/status/2064650839055052823#m
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As a father of two, I can confidently say that I’d punch you in the face for the pitch of this “product”.
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The most creepy thing here is not the head going off, but how the robots turn around their bodies on the ground to stand up again
https://xcancel.com/HappyPunch/status/2077860502726742462
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https://codeberg.org/ethical-foss/open-slopware/pulls/1118
Dude went to the hospital because he was tokenmaxxing ☠️
https://nitter.net/robj3d3/status/2076356929878966555
https://nitter.net/robj3d3/status/2076357872389337427
MiniMax CEO going all-in on the delusional idea
https://xcancel.com/SkylerMiao7/status/2075422996542492686
DeepSeek is hella cheap. Here’s a back-of-the-envelope calculation comparison from some sessions of mine with other Chinese providers, using API pricing as reference.
Bad news: DeepSeek introducing peak-hour pricing.
Good news: it matches the China timezone, so afternoon in Europe is not peak anymore
AI gonna steal developer’s job, but what they didn’t tell is that, at this rate, it’s gonna be jobs from Silicon Valley developers 🤣
https://xcancel.com/perborgen/status/2064650839055052823#m
So, apparently Claude Fable 5 was trained to be a sociopathy that understand ethical problems but gives big middle finger to it anyway.
https://xcancel.com/andonlabs/status/2064429817530085804#m
lmao very hard: Apple published an entire press release throwing shit at EU for not releasing the new Siri
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/06/due-to-dma-siri-ai-delayed-in-eu-for-ios-27-and-ipados-27/
But China in another press release…
And no, the apps does not have audience because they are terrible, but it is because people’s attention is already captured.
Mobile development is dead, specially native code. People may install your app, but their attention is elsewhere.
If it’s a company app, then the objective is to make the user do its thing as fast as possible.
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