Ralf Lenz, BOFH Emeritus 🏴☠️✓
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Followers
528
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: FYI, all religion is bullshit · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 747 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Yeah, so it seems like that works; migrating over to @ralf@fedi.jrlenz.net for now.
Still keeping this, I dig this instance, just will post on my own until such time as I have to take it down.
cool, i finally managed to set up my own instance (just for s&g's).
While not suicidal, I'm certainly apathetic at this point.
- 2 years of unemployment
- hearing loss
- nerve damage in my wrists
- severe allergies to the concrete dust in my unfinished house
- drastic weight loss
- the financial stabilit…
it seems like after 3 weeks of breathing cement dust ... my mucus (severe allergies) has, unsurprisingly, become a form of cement.
*sigh*
So I'm going to mess with an 8-year-old pi 3b tonight and see if i can route public ipv6 space to it.
... and what can i do with it then? no idea if it's going to be anything cool or not. it's already been used for other cool stuff in th…
fucking linkedin white-knight noob that called me out for slamming someone's "social saturday" comment.
Well, that's it. When the UPS is empty, I'll have no electricity.
Bill hasn't been paid in 3 months, is at around $750 USD.
Given my current income of zero, don't know when it will be back on.
Awesome.
first legit #interview in 3 months scheduled for monday morning.
power scheduled to be cut off in 30 minutes.
any #help would be appreciated.
2 years of this #fuckingbullshit
anyone got $60 ? my internet got cut off about 45 minutes ago. makes the job search rather difficult.
#help
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/15/passive-income-brainworms/#four-hour-work-week
*sigh*
No matter what, I just can't break even. House done, stuff moved, concrete dust making everyone sick, still no work, short on food, have sold everything we own.
Is there anyone out there who needs a #remote systems/network guy?
I'…
fucking linkedin white-knight noob that called me out for slamming someone's "social saturday" comment.
Well, that's it. When the UPS is empty, I'll have no electricity.
Bill hasn't been paid in 3 months, is at around $750 USD.
Given my current income of zero, don't know when it will be back on.
Awesome.
first legit #interview in 3 months scheduled for monday morning.
power scheduled to be cut off in 30 minutes.
any #help would be appreciated.
2 years of this #fuckingbullshit
anyone got $60 ? my internet got cut off about 45 minutes ago. makes the job search rather difficult.
#help
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/15/passive-income-brainworms/#four-hour-work-week
*sigh*
No matter what, I just can't break even. House done, stuff moved, concrete dust making everyone sick, still no work, short on food, have sold everything we own.
Is there anyone out there who needs a #remote systems/network guy?
I'…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
noc.social
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Network Engineer - Juniper | Cisco | Fortinet | HPE | And more...
Systems/Hosting - VMWare | Proxmox VE | OpenStack | And more...
Development - PHP | Python | JS/TS | Frontend Techs | ANSI C | C++ | And more...
Management - D-level | PM | Department Head | Dev Teams | And more...
Strategy - InfoSec | Product Roadmap | And more...
US Citizen | PH Resident (13a) | RemoteOnly
CV: https://jrlenz.com/files/cv-2023-12.pdf
Other account (maybe more active now): @ralf
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