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It is May Day my dudes
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I love Gen-Z film reviews
Two times in a row, I signed up for a VPN service, and then found out they were run by a bigoted douchebag. First Windscribe, now Mullvad. I guess it's another example of the tech-to-fascism pipeline. Anyway, now I'm looking for a new VPN …
Looks like I won't be buying any more Patagonia products. And wow, their statement is disingenuous slime. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/patagonia-sues-drag-performer-pattie-gonia-for-trademark-infringement/
If you’re still deciding how to vote in the California primary, check out Juanita More’s Queer Agenda voting guide: https://juanitamore.com/queer-agenda-voting-guide-1
Several Lindsey Buckingham songs from Tusk are running through my head this morning. Gonna be a weird day.
Winslow House, Vallejo
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A hike is the best antidote to a bad day. (Mori Point, Pacifica)
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