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Account age
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So ... I didn't know how to write about this yesterday when it happened, but I was napping at lunch in the crane when an automated alert on my phone woke me. It advised us of an imminent tornado, and to seek shelter immediately.
I looked over my shoulder to see a wall of weather coming at us, so I w
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I am so sorry in advance......
#goose
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Sorry .... a little late to post for #caturday
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Me and Penny Pooper wishing you a happy #caturday
📊 Post engagement
63
Avg engagement / post
6.9%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: So ... I didn't know how to write about this yesterday when it h · 656 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 982 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
So ... I didn't know how to write about this yesterday when it happened, but I was napping at lunch in the crane when an automated alert on my phone woke me. It advised us of an imminent tornado, and to seek shelter immediately.
I looked over my shoulder to see a wall of weather…
Woooo!
Just recieved copies of the anthology my newest work is in!
You can buy it here:
https://fanfarebooks.ca/item/K3AMujldZ2Sa3m9qhadHaw
#canadaisourpoem
#amwriting
Me and Penny Pooper wishing you a happy #caturday
I am so sorry in advance......
#goose
Sorry .... a little late to post for #caturday
Really, if you haven't walked 500 million steps by 7am, are you even trying?
Good morning Kingston #ygk
#towercrane
#tgif
Greasing on the apex today. I always take a selfie up there to send to @JennSprung because its a tradition now.
This is me, just not wanting to climb this morning.
Time for cardio .... sigh.
My daughter is the coolest kid on the planet. This is her purse pin collection...
#ForestFriday
Foggy morning. I swear if one more carpenter says on the radio 'Do you see me over here?' Without telling me where they are, I will scream.
This is not 'Where's Waldo' extreme edition.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
c.im
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 63 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Oh the good life is out there somewhere, so stay on my arm you little charmer. He/Him. CIS. Married to @JennSprung Ally. Mostly Scottish, all Canadian. Hyperlexic playwright, novelist, and award-winning poet. 11q disorder. Insufferable smartass. Radical humanist. Former Union rep, AI hater. #nobots Ou en Francais si vous voulez. I donate to agencies, not individuals.
Background close-up of Underwood 5 typewriter. Profile image is me, with my favourite kitty, Tubbins. I miss her dearly.
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