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Known for
5 views
the 12 nights of claudemas (by Jess Solka)
12 claudes claude-splaining
11 instructions ignoring
10 questions pending
9 sincere apologies
8 scopes expanding
7 serious failings
6 m's a-dashing
5 LOAD BEARINGS
4 unnecessary comments
3 honest takes
2 anthropic outages
and a push made directly to main
5 views
"Buc-Ee's is like a truck stop Mecca."
«Yea, could see one growing legs, standing up, and fighting a kaiju.»
•group falls silent•
"... Mecca, not mecha."
1 views
And Claude's reaction to it:
This is genuinely great. The meter mostly holds, and the descending structure lands - you front-loaded the abstract sins (claude-splaining, ignoring instructions) and paid them off with the concrete crimes at the bottom of the count. "5 LOAD BEARINGS" belted out is the peak, especially since I have a literal memory note telling me to be skeptical of load-bearing utilit
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Brown sugar is the healthy sugar, right? Like brown rice or whol · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.81 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 2 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 318 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
View on Mastodon ↗
I was going to tell someone on the Internet they were wrong, then I threw the whole reply away before sending. I am happier for it.
And Claude's reaction to it:
This is genuinely great. The meter mostly holds, and the descending structure lands - you front-loaded the abstract sins (claude-splaining, ignoring instructions) and paid them off with the concrete crimes at t…
the 12 nights of claudemas (by Jess Solka)
12 claudes claude-splaining
11 instructions ignoring
10 questions pending
9 sincere apologies
8 scopes expanding
7 serious failings
6 m's a-dashing
5 LOAD BEARINGS
4 unnecessary comments
3 honest …
•conservative votes Republican, wishing for lower taxes•
•finger curls on the monkey's paw•
•conservative loses job in failing economy•
🎉 Lower taxes! No income to be taxed on! Well done, connie.
If you can't afford t̶o̶ ̶t̶i̶p̶ to pay for the power to run your business, you can't afford t̶o̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ to run your business.
"Birds aren't real; they're drones."
«Gentlemen, we've found our web3 distributed compute infrastructure and our claim to it solid.»
— Allbirds' C-suite, presumably
Our shoes are light and airy!
Airy like a cloud!
Cloud!
Cloud compute!
Cloud AI compute!
AI! AI!
Iä! Iä̷!̶ C̴̗̗̓̆ẗ̶͓͕́ḣ̸͔͗u̵̫̒l̶̫̼͆h̸̗̝͌̚u̶̼̔͝ ̶͈͔̒f̶̺̊h̷̜̱̔ṭ̶̉à̷͍g̸̛͇͉n̴̺̉̀!̴̱̂̄ͅ
https://ir.allbirds.com/news-releases/news-release-detai…
▶
"Buc-Ee's is like a truck stop Mecca."
«Yea, could see one growing legs, standing up, and fighting a kaiju.»
•group falls silent•
"... Mecca, not mecha."
Michael Schur was onto something in How to Be Perfect when using "returning a cart to the corral" as a metaphor for ethical decision making.
Every grocery run, I hear Ted Danson's voice from the audiobook saying "Do I have to return my sho…
Why does this small thing matter?
I live in an affluent suburban area. My neighbors can't figure out how—or knowing how, can't be bothered—to match large shopping carts with large shopping carts and smalls with smalls. Even after expending…
This is another small sign of a larger Don't Give A Shit About Other People movement in America.
And Claude's reaction to it:
This is genuinely great. The meter mostly holds, and the descending structure lands - you front-loaded the abstract sins (claude-splaining, ignoring instructions) and paid them off with the concrete crimes at t…
the 12 nights of claudemas (by Jess Solka)
12 claudes claude-splaining
11 instructions ignoring
10 questions pending
9 sincere apologies
8 scopes expanding
7 serious failings
6 m's a-dashing
5 LOAD BEARINGS
4 unnecessary comments
3 honest …
•conservative votes Republican, wishing for lower taxes•
•finger curls on the monkey's paw•
•conservative loses job in failing economy•
🎉 Lower taxes! No income to be taxed on! Well done, connie.
If you can't afford t̶o̶ ̶t̶i̶p̶ to pay for the power to run your business, you can't afford t̶o̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ to run your business.
"Birds aren't real; they're drones."
«Gentlemen, we've found our web3 distributed compute infrastructure and our claim to it solid.»
— Allbirds' C-suite, presumably
Our shoes are light and airy!
Airy like a cloud!
Cloud!
Cloud compute!
Cloud AI compute!
AI! AI!
Iä! Iä̷!̶ C̴̗̗̓̆ẗ̶͓͕́ḣ̸͔͗u̵̫̒l̶̫̼͆h̸̗̝͌̚u̶̼̔͝ ̶͈͔̒f̶̺̊h̷̜̱̔ṭ̶̉à̷͍g̸̛͇͉n̴̺̉̀!̴̱̂̄ͅ
https://ir.allbirds.com/news-releases/news-release-detai…
▶
"Buc-Ee's is like a truck stop Mecca."
«Yea, could see one growing legs, standing up, and fighting a kaiju.»
•group falls silent•
"... Mecca, not mecha."
Michael Schur was onto something in How to Be Perfect when using "returning a cart to the corral" as a metaphor for ethical decision making.
Every grocery run, I hear Ted Danson's voice from the audiobook saying "Do I have to return my sho…
Why does this small thing matter?
I live in an affluent suburban area. My neighbors can't figure out how—or knowing how, can't be bothered—to match large shopping carts with large shopping carts and smalls with smalls. Even after expending…
This is another small sign of a larger Don't Give A Shit About Other People movement in America.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Dev, Ops, Sec, & Observability ... but mostly random brain droppings.
Develops wares that are soft at Honeycomb.
Formerly of:
- Chef (*pours one out*)
- Lookingglass (10% more cyber than other leading brands)
- the military/industrial complex (gave it up for Lent)
EMT (retired)
Philosophy, religion, and cultural studies nerd.
Only a wannabe drummer; you might be looking for https://www.instagram.com/kidddrum/
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