Kate Hildenbrand

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Yesterday was unbearably hot, even here in the North. Today is much nicer with a nice wind going through at 25 degrees C. The garden is still hesitant and weeks behind what I'd expect. #gardening #LazyGardening19 views Yesterday was unbearably hot, even here in the North. Today is much nicer with a nice wind going through at 25 degrees C. The garden is still hesitant and weeks behind what I'd expect. #gardening #LazyGardening We don't mow during the current drought. Even before, we only mowed the paths and the space for the table. I am excited to see how the meadow will develop.18 views We don't mow during the current drought. Even before, we only mowed the paths and the space for the table. I am excited to see how the meadow will develop. Cleaned up the polytunnel. The rain barrels are moving outside. Too many insect drowning in them. The polytunnel is enough of a trap. I've got the first fruit on one of the Oxhearts someone sent me seeds for. And the next tiny plants have sprouted, and will hopefully fill the gaps soon. #gardening #15 views Cleaned up the polytunnel. The rain barrels are moving outside. Too many insect drowning in them. The polytunnel is enough of a trap. I've got the first fruit on one of the Oxhearts someone sent me seeds for. And the next tiny plants have sprouted, and will hopefully fill the gaps soon. #gardening # And now I will do what the chicks are doing and find a nice shady spot in the breeze. I didn't need a towel after the outdoor shower... The heat wave has very definitely reached North-East-Germany. I know, it is way hotter other places. It scares me that summer started just a few days ago. #KatesChi15 views And now I will do what the chicks are doing and find a nice shady spot in the breeze. I didn't need a towel after the outdoor shower... The heat wave has very definitely reached North-East-Germany. I know, it is way hotter other places. It scares me that summer started just a few days ago. #KatesChi

📊 Post engagement

10
Avg engagement / post
1.7%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2025
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Yesterday was unbearably hot, even here in the North. Today is m · 19 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
2.7 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
5×
Follows 118 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

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🔥 Top post Yesterday was unbearably hot, even here in the North. Today is much nicer with a nice wind going through at 25 degrees C. The garden is still hesitant and weeks behind what I'd expect. #gardening #LazyGardening ★ 19
Finally finished the living room wall. The paint I'd accidentally bought was really cheap despite a steep price. Many, many coats in, I complained to their customer service. They blamed me for the result. Well, one bucket of proper paint l… ★ 5 We don't mow during the current drought. Even before, we only mowed the paths and the space for the table. I am excited to see how the meadow will develop. ★ 18 I am amazed how nice the corner of the garden looks that was a ditch last fall. The flowers have been flowering in all the colors since spring, and the insects are loving them. #gardening ★ 11 I found two old cook books in the house when we took it over. As there are simple recipes in there with few industrial ingredients, I kept them, of course. But, oh, the cartoons!! Only sexist men could have found these funny. Are they in t… ★ 5 Cleaned up the polytunnel. The rain barrels are moving outside. Too many insect drowning in them. The polytunnel is enough of a trap. I've got the first fruit on one of the Oxhearts someone sent me seeds for. And the next tiny plants have … ★ 15 My face feels wrong. Let's see how long the glasses stay this time. My vision changes rather randomly due to Ehlers-Danlos... (PS: The linen shirt is ideal in this heat wave but I really am not comfortable in cuts arbitrarily assigned to g… ★ 6 If anyone sees me before I get to the shower: it's cherry juice, I swear! ★ 5 When I enter the area where the chicks roam free, they come curiously by to check me out. I have been here for a while now, and every few minutes one comes curiously by to see if I have anything interesting/delicious. While typing this, a … ★ 11 And now I will do what the chicks are doing and find a nice shady spot in the breeze. I didn't need a towel after the outdoor shower... The heat wave has very definitely reached North-East-Germany. I know, it is way hotter other places. It… ★ 15 More chicks on the laying boxes? Why yes! They barely fit now. I love how they stack on top of each other to make it work. Also, Robin is in the photo this time. #KatesChickens ★ 7 The third shelf is up. Painting and proper edges will have to wait until after a family visit but I built three shelves today. I am proud of them. Now, a bit of hardwood floor to prepare for door frames tomorrow. And a lot of cleaning and … ★ 7

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🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.7× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

68/100 Good
  • Est. 80% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Content engagement (~1.7% of followers) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Verified account.
Est. authentic audience
80%
Fake-follower risk
Medium

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About

Garden coach and activist for regenerative gardening and agriculture, climate change, and biodiversity. Between fascism, capitalism, and social crises, I hardly get to complain about pesticides, destroyed soils and biodiversity loss. I share my knowledge on growing food, cooking and preserving, as well as ecosystem thinking in articles and videos and help others remotely with their gardens. All content CC Share Alike NoAI #gardening #LazyGardening #GardenCoach #noBots

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Finally finished the living room wall. The paint I'd accidentally bought was really cheap despite a steep price. Many, many coats in, I complained to their customer service. They blamed me for the result. Well, one bucket of proper paint later, the wall is done. The paint felt so much better while w We don't mow during the current drought. Even before, we only mowed the paths and the space for the table. I am excited to see how the meadow will develop. I am amazed how nice the corner of the garden looks that was a ditch last fall. The flowers have been flowering in all the colors since spring, and the insects are loving them. #gardening I found two old cook books in the house when we took it over. As there are simple recipes in there with few industrial ingredients, I kept them, of course. But, oh, the cartoons!! Only sexist men could have found these funny. Are they in there to make men feel included in the cooking process or were Cleaned up the polytunnel. The rain barrels are moving outside. Too many insect drowning in them. The polytunnel is enough of a trap. I've got the first fruit on one of the Oxhearts someone sent me seeds for. And the next tiny plants have sprouted, and will hopefully fill the gaps soon. #gardening # My face feels wrong. Let's see how long the glasses stay this time. My vision changes rather randomly due to Ehlers-Danlos... (PS: The linen shirt is ideal in this heat wave but I really am not comfortable in cuts arbitrarily assigned to genders at the moment...) If anyone sees me before I get to the shower: it's cherry juice, I swear! When I enter the area where the chicks roam free, they come curiously by to check me out. I have been here for a while now, and every few minutes one comes curiously by to see if I have anything interesting/delicious. While typing this, a white chick is circling me. #KatesChickens

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