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Followers
87
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
12 views
Just three weeks ago I went to a jazz gig at the beautiful Vondelkerk.
Now it's been destroyed by careless idiots with fireworks. Infuriating.
1 views
I'm not sure that listing the feature 'direct access to emergency exit' sends quite the right message here.
1 views
Solving unimportant problems with poorly-supported browser APIs.
https://www.rossng.eu/posts/2025-08-09-where-should-i-aim/
1 views
My guide to the CEFR levels of language proficiency
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
3.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Just three weeks ago I went to a jazz gig at the beautiful Vonde · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.25 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 5 text · 7 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 362 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Just three weeks ago I went to a jazz gig at the beautiful Vondelkerk.
Now it's been destroyed by careless idiots with fireworks. Infuriating.
Loving being able to make nerdy little watchfaces for my Pebble again
https://apps.repebble.com/passing-trains_828038d2a34d45eb8b3daa37
Google Maps should require a passport number before allowing you to use the word 'authentic' in a restaurant review.
A creative way to run (what I hope is) speaker cable in this restaurant. But I feel like there's a 50/50 chance of there being another BS 1363 plug on the other end of this cable...
> the team designed a field experiment with a custom-made bat accelerator machine
this is the sort of scientific research I can get behind
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/january/discovery-of-bats-remarkable-navigation-strategy.html
I'm not sure that listing the feature 'direct access to emergency exit' sends quite the right message here.
I tried some of the scarier prompts from reddit on the new model and it shut them down straight away. It didn't agree with me or encourage me to keep going.
I don't trust OpenAI as far as I can throw them on ethics but this will probably t…
Did some doomscrolling in the chatgpt subreddit after I saw that lots of people were complaining about losing the (unbearably sycophantic) 4o model.
I'm now pretty convinced that asking the LLM to give itself a name is a big red flag.
Solving unimportant problems with poorly-supported browser APIs.
https://www.rossng.eu/posts/2025-08-09-where-should-i-aim/
I couldn't find a nice way to detect AprilTags on my phone. So I built (well, mostly vibecoded) a little app.
https://www.rossng.eu/posts/2025-08-03-apriltag-detector/
My guide to the CEFR levels of language proficiency
Hurrah! Big step forward for Firefox. Hopefully other platforms follow soon.
https://mozillagfx.wordpress.com/2025/07/15/shipping-webgpu-on-windows-in-firefox-141/
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
indieweb.social
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Software engineer living in #amsterdam, where I make robots do robot things at Monumental.
I have opinions (and am interested in other people's opinions) about #programming (espcially #types, #functionalprogramming, #typescript, #rust, #haskell) and #urbanism (especially #bikes). searchable
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