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🔥 Top post: Five!? Five working days a week? Jeremy, that’s insane. · 9 likes + reposts
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Thanks Cardiff!
I know you want to buy plums, but I’m in the business of making plum crumbles, so you have to buy those. Now you’re hooked on plum crumbles, I’m buying even more plums to also make plum paella. This means plums are more expensive and I hav…
Managed to do what no-one else can: didn’t talk about the heatwave. I may have mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
https://rtfm.omg.lol/now
Yeah, it’s an updated now page. What of it?
The secret to successful social media posting is to know when the football is on
Two things I don’t understand:
1. Why The B-52s’ “Hot Pants Explosion” isn’t as big and beloved as “Love Shack”
2. Why you’re not listening to the B-52s right now. They _are_ the sound of any and all heatwaves.
https://youtu.be/vX4DVvF-E9M
Not saying I’m tired but I just saw my foot out of the corner of my eye as I was walking and thought it was a cat
Christopher Walken covering Rock Lobster
#thingsthatdontexistthatiwant
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🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~5.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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