Rupert Brackenbury
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From #RNZ: Apparently NZers believe #National is "good at economy" but #Labour is better at... all the things that make up the economy?
#NZPol
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I'm sure this is a sign of a well managed economy.
#nzpol #costofliving
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I wrote a short story about a cat who doesn't like people, the very opposite of my cat, who can't get enough of us:
https://rupert-brackenbury.squarespace.com/blog/ophelia
#cats #flashfiction #writers #nz
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I'm so fucking exhausted
#nzpol
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From #RNZ: Apparently NZers believe #National is "good at economy" but #Labour is better at... all the things that make up the economy?
#NZPol
Chris Bishop frustrated at the #SocialHousing situation.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/598532/frustrations-abound-as-mps-scrutinise-social-housing-shocker
#rnz #nzpol #National
Saw this #slop from a #National supporter on #Facebook.
I guess thier criticism is that #NZLabour are...the most intelligent party, who just lack confidence?
I know, i know, it's too much to expect them to have seen a movie let alone unde…
I wrote a short story about a cat who doesn't like people, the very opposite of my cat, who can't get enough of us:
https://rupert-brackenbury.squarespace.com/blog/ophelia
#cats #flashfiction #writers #nz
I'm so fucking exhausted
#nzpol
Surely "#Trump class" is an oxymoron?
#PleaseTipYourWaitress #uspol #nzpol #Fuckery
You know, i'm not sure this #3Dprinted D-Rex *is* handmade
#Wellington #NZ #nztwits
Our government might not belive in #climatechange but it seems to be showing up in our #GoogleTrends for #2025 #nzpol
When it's time for your annual review but all you've done is steal office supplies and downloaded viruses to your work phone:
#brookevanvelden #Act #nzpol
I'm sure this is a sign of a well managed economy.
#nzpol #costofliving
"Fucking #GenZ and their 17th century diseases! In my day you took mercury, went mad & then your nose fell off, none of this namby-pamby antibiotics nonsense!"
#Syphilis #nz #wellington #shitpost
It sure is an "interesting" tactic by every minister in the #CoalitionOfChaos to talk about a "strong #economy" while showing antipathy for every single person/system that actualy keeps the economy going
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