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I've not dabled with telescopes or #astrophotography for a while, and recently treated myself to a #dwarf3 #smartTelescope.
After the inevitable, and very frustrating, period of overcast skies with any new equipment, including due to the Dwarf's solar capabilities daytime cloudlessness to the North only, here is first light. Suburban sky with heavy light pollution, Bortle 6/7, but the dwarf had n
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I've not dabled with telescopes or #astrophotography for a while, and recently treated myself to a #dwarf3 #smartTelescope.
After the inevitable, and very frustrating, period of overcast skies with any new equipment, including due to the …
Trying to get my head round whether this is good news or bad... rather thinking bad #followTheMoney
Weight-loss pill may accelerate food-industry product overhauls - https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/weight-loss-…
Meta tolerates rampant ad fraud from China to safeguard billions in revenue - https://www.reuters.com/investigations/meta-tolerates-rampant-ad-fraud-china-safeguard-billions-revenue-2025-12-15/
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And I thought the offside rule bad enough. Think I'll stick with #cricket, we're doing a little better in the second Ashes test, fingers crossed.
"But the second pathway makes it complicated, because there are 17 deadlocking nations in pot…
Animated hot water bottle on lap and log burner - best way to enjoy a chilly evening.
#catsofmastodon #winter
Every day I'm on #Mastodon I like to jot down #3goodThings #threeGoodThings for #today... things done, things to do, or just a good thing...
Been slacking a bit lately, but here goes...
1. With the latest cr@p from #meta I've removed the a…
As COP30 gathers, what's the latest in climate science? - https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/cop/cop30-gathers-whats-latest-climate-science-2025-11-09/
#climateEmergency #reuters
Dawn across the ocean, well North Sea actually.
#windowFriday
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#meta #fraud
Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show - https://www.reuters.com/investigations/meta-is-earning-fortune-deluge-fraudulent-ads-documents-show-2025-11-06/
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