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#java devs, what is your dead gradle daemon record?
mine's 18
hell yeah.
oh...
#nix
Imagine JSJenson
The robots overheat because they're written in JS
The solver is just an XSS
My opinion on smithing templates
They should not exist
I ULTRAKILLED HIM YEEEEAH
monke see parry flash
monke press f
interesting statistic!
i have written 11k lines of typescript, all because of?...
angular!
also. in three months.
funny enough the biggest file in my company monorepo was a reimplementation of rxangular store (rxangular sucks btw and i lik…
ah yes
also that's how i discovered that apparently some plugin on my hub server calls https://spigotleakprotector.com (??)
and also its whois is "REDACTED FOR PRIVACY" (oh well)
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