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Account age
3 yrs
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6 views
First time to Japan (in Okinawa), and so much about it is rad. The US could simply never sustain cloth curtains on a public bus.
Some fun shots from town today.
2 views
Gotta pay the troll toll to hike behind the cottage.
1 views
Cooking is one of my favorite activities. I insist on cooking breakfast every single day, and I feel like I’m starting to get sort of adventurous with it.
Today’s is jalapenio, shiso, and onion rice porridge topped with fried bacon, sweet potato, and poached eggs, with sesame oil and ponzu.
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: First time to Japan (in Okinawa), and so much about it is rad. T · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.54 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 326 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
First time to Japan (in Okinawa), and so much about it is rad. The US could simply never sustain cloth curtains on a public bus.
Some fun shots from town today.
The luddites were right. Burn it all down.
https://www.theverge.com/cs/features/877388/white-collar-workers-training-ai-mercor
My Western Massachusetts fellows: Dave Hayes (of The Weather Nut fame) just released his weather app. Finally, accurate weather for the Pioneer Valley area on your phone. iOS-only for now, though.
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-weather…
Fuck yeah.
Cooking is one of my favorite activities. I insist on cooking breakfast every single day, and I feel like I’m starting to get sort of adventurous with it.
Today’s is jalapenio, shiso, and onion rice porridge topped with fried bacon, sweet …
Full disclosure: I am working on this account, and with my MS I’m intrinsically biased to think the subject is cool. But seeing some of the recent developments in accessibility like this has been heartening for me given everything else tha…
It is 2025 and somehow I still can't rely on a phone camera to reliably and consistently choose landscape vs portrait correctly. And, worse, the process to fix that before sharing a photo is still more than a single extra tap.
Thank god I …
There’s this combo Google Drive/project management system called Feishu (or Lark) that a lot of our clients use, and it’s the single most sociopathic, unintuitive, garbage UX I have ever experienced.
I hate everything about it and despise …
If the AWS stays down for more than 15 minutes you are legally allowed to go home, it’s the law.
Gotta pay the troll toll to hike behind the cottage.
We’ve reached a point where new gadget is just a long con for a bunch of VC to turn something you come to depend on into something that makes your life worse for profit.
It really doesn’t have to be that way, but we never hold them accoun…
To be clear: the work they specifically did doesn’t yet have direct clinical applications as far as I know, but it’s guided other research that has, as science tends to do!
Cooking is one of my favorite activities. I insist on cooking breakfast every single day, and I feel like I’m starting to get sort of adventurous with it.
Today’s is jalapenio, shiso, and onion rice porridge topped with fried bacon, sweet …
Full disclosure: I am working on this account, and with my MS I’m intrinsically biased to think the subject is cool. But seeing some of the recent developments in accessibility like this has been heartening for me given everything else tha…
It is 2025 and somehow I still can't rely on a phone camera to reliably and consistently choose landscape vs portrait correctly. And, worse, the process to fix that before sharing a photo is still more than a single extra tap.
Thank god I …
There’s this combo Google Drive/project management system called Feishu (or Lark) that a lot of our clients use, and it’s the single most sociopathic, unintuitive, garbage UX I have ever experienced.
I hate everything about it and despise …
If the AWS stays down for more than 15 minutes you are legally allowed to go home, it’s the law.
Gotta pay the troll toll to hike behind the cottage.
We’ve reached a point where new gadget is just a long con for a bunch of VC to turn something you come to depend on into something that makes your life worse for profit.
It really doesn’t have to be that way, but we never hold them accoun…
To be clear: the work they specifically did doesn’t yet have direct clinical applications as far as I know, but it’s guided other research that has, as science tends to do!
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
androiddev.social
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
VP of Vibes at a PR joint, but my career doesn’t define me.
Former journo for a site you might have read. Western Mass community evangelist, town representative. Star Trek defined my political consciousness, forever dreaming of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.
Posts about phones, Android, tech, keebs, kayaking, my sweet-ass cabin, and my rad van. Occasionally 💩s on hateful conservative ideologies — unapologetically.
I turn my phone off on weekends and vacations.
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