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59
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
5.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Once again I am floored by the emotional impact of the words fro · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.97 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 200 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Cue the Simpsons ”Ha-ha!” meme.
Note: the post is mostly screenshots and I don’t know how to check for alt text on mobile, but the gist is that Sam Altman’s latest PR spin attempt doesn’t seem to be fooling anyone.
https://garymarcus.subst…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@mntmn/116168236866690617
Same, sort of.
Last year, when people around me went all in on the slop machines, I explicitly decided to instead solve problems in ways that would hone _my_ skills.
I adapted a SQL pa…
RE: https://mastodon.sprawl.club/@ludicity/116107022437605656
Some 17 years ago I had to take two weeks off work due to recovery from surgery. The client I was working for insisted that my org send someone to cover for my absence.
When I c…
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@tbortels/116740475026676650
Exactly. I moved to Firefox because I wanted off Google. Once the LLM bullshit began to worm its way into Firefox with about:config being the only way to disable it, the trust was a…
RE: https://social.coop/@eric/116693804295632610
LLMs: democratization can mean anything except you know, _actual democracy_.
I’m kidding. Democracy obviously means ”being entirely subject to the capitalist economy.”
Finally got around to making my distaste for LLM responses publicly known at work with this message, starting with a link to https://noslopgrenade.com/
”Roughly, the core idea is this:
If I’m discussing a problem with you and you respond …
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@inthehands/116695414416647626
Even fucking Bill Gates knew this decades ago already: ”Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.”
Hi, how's your day? Mine is "the silent failure in a rarely-used but legal liability inducing component was caused by an internal library A depending on v6 of a first-party library X depending on v6 of another first-party library Y, but th…
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@dysfun/116676334501170285
I have no way of verifying this, but I’m still going to do the Simpsons Nelson ”Ha-ha!”
Woke up to an inbox full of a MSFT employee engaged in a tug of war with a bot in a repository I may have visited five years ago.
RE: https://nileane.fr/@nileane/116631347672990179
Sigh. The LLM was already off-putting, but at least I could fairly easily get rid of it. Time to look for another alternative again.
Woke up to an inbox full of a MSFT employee engaged in a tug of war with a bot in a repository I may have visited five years ago.
RE: https://nileane.fr/@nileane/116631347672990179
Sigh. The LLM was already off-putting, but at least I could fairly easily get rid of it. Time to look for another alternative again.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~5.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
He/him. 40-something husband and dad, freelance software consultant, programming for a living since ’01. #NoBot #NoUseByLLMs
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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