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🔥 Top post: Very sad to hear Glen Hansard died. Once was an amazing film. Ha · 2 likes + reposts
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Fly on a light.
It’s been a while since I read a book that I didn’t want to put down.
The List of Suspicious Things is great.
Enjoyed the first delivery from Vinyl Moon subscription. https://vinylmoon.co
Taylor Swift? More like - Gaoler Swift.
What a great night’s sleep. Water main burst just down the road, work was being done until 3.30am to repair.
Well done Spain.
Chris and Martina - The Final Set is really good. Really sad that Chris Evert got diagnosed with cancer for the third time at the end of the documentary.
Oysterville.
Never expected to see Napalm Death playing a Tiny Desk.
https://youtu.be/e81LZCHhNKQ
And Event Horizon and Dead Calm and and…..
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🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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