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Not only do I actually exist as a human being, but sometimes I do some cool shit as well.
#cycling #gravel #p2a #racing
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Another weekend, another sufferfest.
#gravel #racing
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Rain or shine training.
Riding in a decent temperature through light/steady rain is actually reasonably pleasant for an hour or so.
#gravel #training
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Not only do I actually exist as a human being, but sometimes I do some cool shit as well.
#cycling #gravel #p2a #racing
Rain or shine training.
Riding in a decent temperature through light/steady rain is actually reasonably pleasant for an hour or so.
#gravel #training
Another weekend, another sufferfest.
#gravel #racing
Gonna have to do some random drug testing at the local weather forecasting bureau.
Heh heh heh
Are you a cyclist and also a chef?? Good news, you can reduce drag while cooking!
Not sure what my mastodon client is up to, but I like it. Might send in a Pull Request so it always looks like this.
you can tell someone is insecure about their intelligence if they post on social mediums about people being insecure about their intelligence.
Opening my work email today like
Decided to do a group ride on Zwift instead of the normal boring-ass two hour zone two weekend ride. It was hectic, to say the least. Glad I was able to blast through two hours at 229W since this time last year my FTP was below that value.…
I did some sprint training this morning on Zwift. I got excited when I got a green jersey which meant I won the stage. I got more excited when a second jersey got stacked on there. At the very end of the workout I was somehow able to muste…
Ah heck, Spotify's got my number this year.
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