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Followers
4.4K
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield51 views thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears:47 views I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears: Photo post40 views Photo post I'll block a bitch on the Crisco Mobile HD app. idc31 views I'll block a bitch on the Crisco Mobile HD app. idc

📊 Post engagement

27
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield · 51 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
4.6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
6.3×
Follows 697 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield ★ 51
if you use one of the iOS 27 AI suggestions and it contains an emoji, the entire message will just appear in your emoji recents. it’s great ★ 18 THROW IT AWAY FORGET YESTERDAY WE’LL MAKE THE GREAT ESCAPE WE WONT HEAR A WORD THEY SAY THEY DONT KNOW US ANYWAY WATCH IT BURN LET IT DIE CUZ WE ARE FINALLY FREE TONIGHT ★ 10 I'll block a bitch on the Crisco Mobile HD app. idc ★ 31 i've been working on a side project that indexes the various .ipa app files on the internet archive and, long story short, i have died and gone to hell and my eternal punishment is nitpicking which icon files are different enough to collap… ★ 21 ▶ I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears: ★ 47 Photo post ★ 40 Photo post ★ 25 /System/Library/AssetsV2/com_apple_MobileAsset_UAF_IF_PlannerOverrides/purpose_auto/9aaa6a204118137235983cc3f1eecae8a125c550.asset/AssetData/PCC/system_prompt_metadata/system_prompt.json seems to hint at some smart glasses codenamed B790 E… ★ 9 sad but inspiring ★ 16 the exclusive 60 minutes interview ★ 23 tf you mean "approximately seven" is there a quarter of a mac pro somewhere ★ 28

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
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Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 27 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.6× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

76/100 Good
  • Est. 85% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Content engagement (~0.6% of followers) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
85%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

product designer/engineer-er. you can’t knit a sweater without breaking some eggs

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if you use one of the iOS 27 AI suggestions and it contains an emoji, the entire message will just appear in your emoji recents. it’s great thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield THROW IT AWAY FORGET YESTERDAY WE’LL MAKE THE GREAT ESCAPE WE WONT HEAR A WORD THEY SAY THEY DONT KNOW US ANYWAY WATCH IT BURN LET IT DIE CUZ WE ARE FINALLY FREE TONIGHT I'll block a bitch on the Crisco Mobile HD app. idc i've been working on a side project that indexes the various .ipa app files on the internet archive and, long story short, i have died and gone to hell and my eternal punishment is nitpicking which icon files are different enough to collapse in the S3 bucket I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears: Photo post Photo post

🔀 Audience overlap

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Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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