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Just pulled up to my parking spot for the gig tonight, and this is the view. Honestly, I'm gonna have to sit with this for a while.
Wild prairie literally as far as the eye can see; all you can hear is birds chirping and the wind rustling in the leaves.
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Just pulled up to my parking spot for the gig tonight, and this is the view. Honestly, I'm gonna have to sit with this for a while.
Wild prairie literally as far as the eye can see; all you can hear is birds chirping and the wind rustling in the leaves.
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From a photo of an old fashioned
WE ARE **FAMILY**
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Finnair made me check my gig bag.... but when I got it back it discovered this
Also Finnish folks are sticklers
The office one week ago
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The office last night
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@ewen And I guess while I'm recommending iPhone accessories, I picked up this aluminium/TPU bumper from Amazon for $14, and it's absolutely epic. One of the rare things in 2026 that is as good as I hoped it would be. Fits without any play …
Seriously, this reminds me of the D.F. back in the day
Apropos of nothing: my wife bought me this wallet for my birthday, and it is awesome! Holds as much as I need, seems impeccably built, and doubles as a hinged portrait/landscape MagSafe stand with a very confidence-inspiring magnet.
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- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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