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Followers
488
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for Quintessential Quicksand
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I secretly look forward to the birthday parties my kid gets invi · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
19.4 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.4×
Follows 144 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I can't believe people and businesses *still* use Twitter in 2026.
Like at least Facebook has Marketplace... but what endearing qualities does Twitter still have?
Just weird...
I attempted to enjoy Matcha drinks again.
And I'm now convinced more than ever that nobody actually enjoys the taste of matcha, they just enjoy waving around a pale green drink.
I tried the new matcha drinks from Tim Horton's AND Starbuc…
So glad I only have 1 kid.
I don't have to feel guilty about having a favourite child.
That's the kid living next door, obviously.
#parenting #adulting
"Tackling teen job shortage"
I'm in my 40s and can't find a job after Ai made my position redundant.
These teens don't have a mortgage or family to feed. Tackle the adult job shortage please!
#ontario #toronto #job #jobsearch
With my teacher-wife and grade school kid home for the summer, I haven't had a cigar in over a month.
I miss that quiet me-time in the morning before starting my day.
Just 42-days from their return to school...
Not that I'm counting or an…
Discovered that Chickpeas (garbanzo beans) don't sit well with my stomach. They have me clutching my stomach all afternoon with stomach gurgles and burps.
Serves me right for trying to eat healthy. Should have had the fried chicken instead…
///////VENTING////////
So I collect action figures and Funko Pops right. I have hundreds of figures tucked away in a spare bedroom here. And one of the things that kinda gets me grumpy is how there's not a lot of benefit to pre-ordering fi…
Wearing jeans and trendy sneakers today for the first time in over a month.
I have to run out for an appointment that's forcing me resemble an actual human and not some dishevelled basketball shorts and Crocs wearing amoeba.
#adulting #a…
8am and the house is so quiet. Wife and kid are still sleeping.
I'm really hungry, would love to brew some coffee and make breakfast but can't afford to make any noise... don't want to wake up the two-headed monster. shhhhh
#dadlife #pare…
32c is too hot to be cooking dinner over a bbq grill outside. But turning on the oven indoors will heat up the entire house.
Guess we're not eating tonight...
#adulting #heatwave #toronto
I've entered a weird stage of adulting.
We had our kid late in life (37). And so our kid is still small, but now our parents are rapidly aging. So we're being stretched from child care to senior care. Zooming from kid's activities to pare…
///////VENTING////////
So I collect action figures and Funko Pops right. I have hundreds of figures tucked away in a spare bedroom here. And one of the things that kinda gets me grumpy is how there's not a lot of benefit to pre-ordering fi…
Wearing jeans and trendy sneakers today for the first time in over a month.
I have to run out for an appointment that's forcing me resemble an actual human and not some dishevelled basketball shorts and Crocs wearing amoeba.
#adulting #a…
8am and the house is so quiet. Wife and kid are still sleeping.
I'm really hungry, would love to brew some coffee and make breakfast but can't afford to make any noise... don't want to wake up the two-headed monster. shhhhh
#dadlife #pare…
32c is too hot to be cooking dinner over a bbq grill outside. But turning on the oven indoors will heat up the entire house.
Guess we're not eating tonight...
#adulting #heatwave #toronto
I've entered a weird stage of adulting.
We had our kid late in life (37). And so our kid is still small, but now our parents are rapidly aging. So we're being stretched from child care to senior care. Zooming from kid's activities to pare…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mindly.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 19.4× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Musing from a Graphic Designer, Father, Husband, Atheist. Fighting through crippling depression one meme at a time. [Toronto 🇨🇦]
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