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Followers
333
Account age
3 yrs

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God. Why do I want this? I'm such a fucking child. #Casio #Gshock #Casiocult7 views God. Why do I want this? I'm such a fucking child. #Casio #Gshock #Casiocult Seems like there was probably a different way to write this headline. Like, "Police invent post hoc rationale to excuse killing, hint at planting evidence." #NYTimes5 views Seems like there was probably a different way to write this headline. Like, "Police invent post hoc rationale to excuse killing, hint at planting evidence." #NYTimes Not to be callous, but... let's maintain a sense of perspective. #Iran #uspol3 views Not to be callous, but... let's maintain a sense of perspective. #Iran #uspol Finally getting around to watching the Douglas Fairbanks / Raoul Walsh Thief of Bagdad. The sets are outrageously lavish. Hard to believe this is the same director who made High Sierra and White Heat. #movies #film #cinemastodon3 views Finally getting around to watching the Douglas Fairbanks / Raoul Walsh Thief of Bagdad. The sets are outrageously lavish. Hard to believe this is the same director who made High Sierra and White Heat. #movies #film #cinemastodon

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: God. Why do I want this? I'm such a fucking child. #Casio #Gshoc · 7 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 249 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post God. Why do I want this? I'm such a fucking child. #Casio #Gshock #Casiocult ★ 7
Not to be callous, but... let's maintain a sense of perspective. #Iran #uspol ★ 3 #ClassicTitleScreens #movies ★ 2 #ClassicTitleScreens #movies Finally getting around to watching the Douglas Fairbanks / Raoul Walsh Thief of Bagdad. The sets are outrageously lavish. Hard to believe this is the same director who made High Sierra and White Heat. #movies #film #cinemastodon ★ 3 Seems like there was probably a different way to write this headline. Like, "Police invent post hoc rationale to excuse killing, hint at planting evidence." #NYTimes ★ 5 Chinese beauty standards are such that influencers and models are hitting a serious uncanny valley threshold. ★ 2 Weirdly strong anticipation for this one. A boxy Raoul Walsh epic. Warner Archive bluray. It has scenes with ships that I honestly don't know how they did, whether they were models or — could it be — real ships? #physicalmedia #bluray #mov… ★ 1 It's interesting to see what is apparently most-watched on the #Criterion channel. I always expect it's going to be the blockbusters and comedies and action movies — the stuff that even the cinema snobs put on when nobody's watching — inst… ★ 1 For the love of god, I can’t believe how flakey these plugs are. What a seismic step down from an 1/8 inch earphone plug. After two weeks of putting my phone in my pocket — delicately! — it is clicking in and out. I replace these earbuds s… ★ 2 I have trouble believing a thirty storey building is supposed to look like somebody's sagging deck. Not for free NY city rent would you catch me living in one of those apartments. I think there are nineteen floors above that cantilevered f… Ugh. Can’t watch the #WorkdCup game (or cook food) for constant power outages. We had an incredible hail storm an hour ago.

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 6× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100 Good
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
89%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Interested in anonymity, imaginary ailments, 60s/70's electro-acoustic music (and other music), the books I used to read, movies (mostly high pretension classics, 30s Hollywood classics, and campy b-movies), doing chess puzzles and playing chess at the idiot level, dogs (except tiny ones bred to be carried), alcoholic drinks, birds, colors. Dislikes: short-sleeved collared shirts, the writing in recent tv shows, people who carry extra-wide umbrellas, people who seem to like everything.

📸 Gallery

Not to be callous, but... let's maintain a sense of perspective. #Iran #uspol #ClassicTitleScreens #movies #ClassicTitleScreens #movies Finally getting around to watching the Douglas Fairbanks / Raoul Walsh Thief of Bagdad. The sets are outrageously lavish. Hard to believe this is the same director who made High Sierra and White Heat. #movies #film #cinemastodon Seems like there was probably a different way to write this headline. Like, "Police invent post hoc rationale to excuse killing, hint at planting evidence." #NYTimes Chinese beauty standards are such that influencers and models are hitting a serious uncanny valley threshold. Weirdly strong anticipation for this one. A boxy Raoul Walsh epic. Warner Archive bluray. It has scenes with ships that I honestly don't know how they did, whether they were models or — could it be — real ships? #physicalmedia #bluray #movies It's interesting to see what is apparently most-watched on the #Criterion channel. I always expect it's going to be the blockbusters and comedies and action movies — the stuff that even the cinema snobs put on when nobody's watching — instead of the more challenging capital-C #Criterion stuff. Ther

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