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Followers
597
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Schmrrrlex
📊 Post engagement
25
Avg engagement / post
4.2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: there are like a zillion dunes in this movie. how am I supposed · 90 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.14 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
5.5×
Follows 108 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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hey girl, you wanna come back to my place and play legos? I got some sick kits or we could just break out my miscellaneous storage bins and get real free with it
the pic for the Please Don't Destroy wikipedia page is just the redheaded one. do the other two know about this? if I were in a relatively successful short comedy video group, like people were vaguely familiar with me but not enough to kno…
the real throat goat has to be the humble giraffe
me as a kid: is santa baby jesus' dad?
my agnostic dad: no
me: okay so who is
dad: that is a matter of some debate
someday I shall invent an immortality serum and move to outer space, and those who worship me can come along as servants. I shall be your god king and do lots of designer drugs and send memes to your brain implants. no ads, the brain impla…
the brits do no understand dessert. figgy pudding? sounds like a medical symptom that requires a colonoscopy. "doctor, please help me. I have figs in my pudding"
the reason Christianity is a world religion today is because it was adopted as the state religion of the late Roman Empire. you go a couple universes over and they got megachurches with pastors grifting money off the Mysteries of Isis
I'm just going to say it: the little dipper doesn't look anything like a dipper. no one even knows where it is. as far as utensil-shaped constellations go it's a complete scam
looking out the window at the dark, snowy yard and wondering whether things feel more or less real during the winter. I know it's one or the other but I can't decide
wizard of oz: how is the human heart doing?
tin man: I don't feel any different. it's just sliding around in there
wizard of oz: well you got no blood vessels man. there was really nothing to you know, hook it up to
people ask: what is the universe? what does it all mean? it's really not that complicated. behind everything there's nothingness. the nothingness can loan out a bit of itself, and you can use that to make something. but at the end of the d…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 25 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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