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Absolutely devastating
That goat must really be the goat.
Incidentally, the church where the vampire shelters, and Quether (spelled Quither) are both on the OS map
Margery of Quether is on the Internet Archive, and it's great fun. Horrible narrator who is undone by kindness, greedy peasants, sympathetic vampire:
AS a leader writer for the Telegraph, Tim Stanley can't blame the economic policies of the last 14 years — nor the big trend ever since Thatcher/Reagan — for the mess we're in. But here he calls out his own party's favoured scapegoats:
https://open.substack.com/pub/andrewbrown/p/adventures-in-a-world-without-trust This one is here for @mariafarrell and Ed.
So possibly Perplexity.ai is going to be useful
This https://ig.ft.com/china-mosques/ is a great story anyway — an example of how the FT uses data so cleverly — but the last sentence of this paragraph is perfect
Cats and dogs compared https://open.substack.com/pub/andrewbrown/p/cats-dogs-and-human-communication?r=3hvho&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Absolutely lovely essay on mediaeval conceptions of time in the LRB, which ends like this
How extraordinary that Brad de Long should dismiss these two verses as "bullshit". There *is* such a thing as the state and the latter emendation to "we must love one another *and* die" is necessary and important. But the rest is obviously…
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