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Tato was resting peacefully on my lap enjoying being petted until I had to cough. This is what happens when your inhaler falls off a cliff (probably the other side of the bedside table, inaccessible,) sigh. It was so sweet while it lasted. Similar view from yesterday. She's so sweet when she sleeps. Just depends on whether she will wake up if you stop petting her or not. Last night she was out lik
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As a thank you, please accept this lap Joe
Got my hair washed today and Tato spent the whole time with her paws on my shoulder, snapping at the water occasionally, sometimes just watching, mesmerized, as it flowed through my hair, now and then licking a stray drop off my face. :rol…
Couldn't sleep until hubby woke up because tato had her head fully snuggled into my neck like a baby and I couldn't move :tialove: pretty sore now but worth it. Metrix tests arrived yesterday, we had run out 😵💫 whew. Practicing bead knott…
Hey people in my neighborhood who are definitely absolutely on here, quit setting of fireworks and upsetting Tato 😭 🥔
Just woke up and rolled over a bit and instantly got a Tato head in my face. I had been asleep when they all came to bed so I hadn't given her the usual goodnight head pats :blobfoxmeltsoblove: she's so good
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Tato was resting peacefully on my lap enjoying being petted until I had to cough. This is what happens when your inhaler falls off a cliff (probably the other side of the bedside table, inaccessible,) sigh. It was so sweet while it lasted.…
New migraine meds, fingers crossed!
Survived doctor.
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Does not sound like a difficult thing. Did not used to be. Takes so much effort now even with help. Then makes body so angry after. Something so small.
Then again. At least I can still do tha…
To the people making such posts, I really do realize that the omissions may be unintended because of simply forgetting. Stop forgetting. Incliding us is important. "Damn all cars except in the case of need" is totally valid, but the except…
So, to those who easily embrace us and understand that anxiety, I see you, I appreciate you, thank you. To those who get snippy or snap back, no, it isn't obvious that the posts don't mean *all cars* when they specifically state that all p…
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