Colin W
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A prized possession. IYKYK (and if you don’t you probably got cut more than once) 🤣
Why does Microsoft permit uppercase characters in a users UPN if it often breaks SSO integrations?
(Side note: Inheriting a shoddy IT environment often sucks).
Edit: turns out there is a way to transform SAML attributes for exactly this. t…
Living on the edge
The bright yellow colour this morning on yesterday’s kwilla deck staining job is not what I was going for at all. Perhaps cursing will help: You’re brown damit!
The new TVNZ+ app is vibe coded and vibe tested isn't it?
#trainwreck
Allied Telesys want an annual sub to access firmware updates on their “enterprise” WiFi AP’s (which are pretty suckage at the best of times). Ruckus firmware is free for the life of the AP. Ruckus also let me run “Unleashed”, a local AP ba…
Surely one of the best hazy beers in New Zealand. Hazy Daze from Papamoa’s The Island brewery and restaurant.
Juicy Hopiliciousness!
Been trialling a handful of JetKVM devices for enabling console access on lesser servers but hit a snag. No documented / cyber friendly way of segmenting these devices where they belong into a mgmt VLAN :(
Otherwise a rather slick implemen…
There is something quite despicable about a manufacturer that can enforce firmware updates on internet connected devices despite me setting “auto update” to off. I’m looking at you Wallbox EV charger. Yeah, you, F you!
Good lord, Aramex has my much needed urgent shipment that crossed the globe in hours and has now been sitting somewhere between CHC and WLG for DAYS. What is it with these guys?! #blackhole
My hearing aids are rather “clever” but it’s obvious they were not trained on cicadas. Up and down like a yo-yo!
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- Strong engagement (~3.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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