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A sad end to this thread. Some time today between home and Beeston town centre I managed to lose this notebook and the handmade leather cover. I retraced the route I took but couldn't find it.
Not a huge loss regarding the notes. Most are now out of date or duplicated elsewhere. Although 3/4 of the notebook was still unused.
Biggest loss is the cover. It wasn't the neatest thing ever, and didn't c
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Well, that was a bit of an anticlimax. FedEx dropped off the package. It turned out to be a load of cables.
These were only ordered 5 days ago from AliExpress, and the free delivery quoted the end of August for delivery. So I really wasn't expecting them to be couriered over here so quickly. Not complaining, just a bit confused why.
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📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: It is 2026 and the human race is at its height of intelligence. · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.7 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.8×
Follows 45 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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Well, that was a bit of an anticlimax. FedEx dropped off the package. It turned out to be a load of cables.
These were only ordered 5 days ago from AliExpress, and the free delivery quoted the end of August for delivery. So I really wasn't…
No, of course the damp bit of carpet wasn't coming from the water pipes under the floorboards. That would be too obvious.
No, it was coming from Spiderland. Or, as some people call it... the loft. But dealing with that is way above my pay…
How is your Sunday going?
Getting quite excited for a delivery via FedEx on Monday.
I have no idea what it is, or who it is from, but it is a 1.2kg box coming from Hong Kong. Tracking indicates it should be in the UK tomorrow.
Whilst there are other shipments I am…
I don't mean to brag or show off, but I just managed to get my big tent back in to its bag on the 3rd try! (Not including the 4 attempts at EMF Camp)
Feeling pretty smug right now!
Today has had a whole bunch of things to piss me off. Luckily I just got an email from a company that is clearly in breach of not only their own GDPR policy, but the law too. So I was able to let off steam in an email to their founder.
Ah,…
Dear news journalists, asking random members of the public what their prediction is for results of a football match is not news.
The only way it could be newsworthy is if you used your journalistic skills to follow up on every single predi…
The news today is reporting that the government are looking at opening up various buildings for housing asylum seekers.
In other news, King Charles has said he won't be moving in to Buckingham Palace when the restoration is finished.
Is th…
Closing 26 out of 51 open tabs feels good.
A sad end to this thread. Some time today between home and Beeston town centre I managed to lose this notebook and the handmade leather cover. I retraced the route I took but couldn't find it.
Not a huge loss regarding the notes. Most are …
Things that annoy me #18285
US based websites which list prices in USD, then when you get to checkout and have a UK address, the numbers stay the same but currency changes to GBP.
That isn't how currency conversion works.
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Home server
mastodon.me.uk
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
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Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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About
I'm Spencer, or semachthemonkey from that bird site. Don't follow me for RC2014 content (follow oldbytes.space/@rc2014 for that), but feel free to follow for geeky stuff, funny quips and other stuff that crosses my mind
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