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Followers
1.3K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
33
Avg engagement / post
2.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I get how influencers believe that being a "certain way" gives t · 63 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.8 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 1.3K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I'm not even American.
And where is the line drawn on service to LGBTQ+ customers? Do you exclude Mrs (insert name here) from down the street with 6 unruly grandkids because her beard is formidable? A girl in a romper? A man who's wearing a pink golfer? What doe…
Ok. I'm not a Twitter employee. But I am an employee. I know that good corporate culture is a beautiful thing, even if it's not the deathbed "family" we hark back to. I know from personal experience that toxic culture dulls your mind and e…
The doorbell rings. You ignore it. A series of knocks follows, escalating into hammering. You resign yourself to the inevitable and open the door. Who do you see?
What is beauty?
Beauty is not "this or that"
It's also NOT not "this or that"
Beauty is toe beans in the early morning sunlight, tail whipping
It's the laughter of your lover embracing the bits of you accustomed to the shadows
It's the smi…
An ode to coffee
*just me humming
A blep is a whole mood
The caterpillar spun its cocoon, nesting, sleeping, dreaming of the ultimate transformation, waiting to emerge and DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THE SKULLS OF HIS ENEMIES
The carrots had migrated metaphysically, as an entire society, to this galaxy, seeking safety for their young. Yet now their oppressors were EATING THE BABIES
What if in the domestication of pets we've built the puppy army that will rule the world
The darkest vampire drinks orange juice
A blep is a whole mood
The caterpillar spun its cocoon, nesting, sleeping, dreaming of the ultimate transformation, waiting to emerge and DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THE SKULLS OF HIS ENEMIES
The carrots had migrated metaphysically, as an entire society, to this galaxy, seeking safety for their young. Yet now their oppressors were EATING THE BABIES
What if in the domestication of pets we've built the puppy army that will rule the world
The darkest vampire drinks orange juice
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 33 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.8× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I still don't know what I'm doing but it's ok. Microfiction. Horror. The ambivalence of black holes. The ennui of event horizons. And other shit. tfr
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