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This is what peak new grandad looks like
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I’ve been on one end of that relationship, and in the middle, and at the other end. There’s a pleasing roundness to that, I think. All exits from the room explored.
Plus, when I held him, he smiled. Just a little bit. I don’t think he actually knows about smiling yet, really, but he’s inventing it f
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After a day of doing a whole bunch of very boring housekeeping tasks I have just giggled myself almost sick making this, which I don't expect anyone else to find anywhere near as funny as I do but I am unworried! Cheered me up no end. I think I might go to the pub.
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Can’t decide whether this is a good place to go in
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Can’t decide whether this is a good place to go in
No thank you Morskie Oko, I do not want dinner in “a Highlander atmosphere” since presumably that means that halfway through the meal, the Kurgan cuts my head off.
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If I've got multiple sections in a page, and they're alternately background-coloured red and blue, and I want each section to start at the top of a new page when printed, how can I make it so the bit of the…
I tell you what might be nice on a hot day like today: get some nice soft bread that you can tear bits off and dip in olive oil and balsamic. Alexa, add tearable bread to the shopping list.
“Terrible bread added to the shopping list.”
Tha…
I’ve been on one end of that relationship, and in the middle, and at the other end. There’s a pleasing roundness to that, I think. All exits from the room explored.
Plus, when I held him, he smiled. Just a little bit. I don’t think he actu…
I appreciate that I have said this every four years since 2002, and what should happen is that I should do it and I ain't gonna, but I wish someone would make an updated and Linux version of the BBC's Mini Motty, a little cartoon John Mots…
thank god Adam Ant only had two stripes otherwise new wave might have been permanently damaged
A couple of years ago I spoke at Pixel Pioneers and it was excellent. I’m really pleased that the UK web community has so many good web conferences where you get to hear from, and hang out with, experts in the field and then be one of thos…
cool, I got to hold a particle detector from the Large Hadron Collider! And ask a whole bunch of questions to a dark matter scientist, after discovering a bunch of stuff I didn't know about dark matter, such as: there's loads of dark matte…
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After a day of doing a whole bunch of very boring housekeeping tasks I have just giggled myself almost sick making this, which I don't expect anyone else to find anywhere near as funny as I do but I am unworried! Cheered me up no end. I th…
Gone through all the saved plastic boxes from Chinese takeaways for storing stuff and… paired them up with the correct lids and labelled them. I’m like the 2020s Marie Kondo.
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