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Sculpture festival we visited in the Cotswolds today
Drinking Worcestershire Cider, in the sun, at a pub. Lovely.
Some cows are cuter than others. #nofusion
Pretty much reading any website linked article on mobile sucks ass these days. A full screen click bait ‘ad’ suggesting the reader tap to read the full article. Do sites not check these things anymore on behalf of their readership?
Google sheets is now only useable at 9 O’clock 🤣
Better hurry folks. This is a very limited time offer on Amazon for Paramount+
Why can’t mobile sites focus on their content and not blocking it with large white space ads and videos you can’t dismiss?? 🤨😡
If you live in or are visiting LA, and love proper artisan pizza, you HAVE to visit Hot Tongue Pizza. Run by pizza genius Alex Koons. Tell him I sent you 👍🏼
Apple News still broken. Tap any of these too section stories from different news outlets and it always opens Sky News ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fuck off with your fucking fireworks. No one wants to hear them. Especially reactive dogs 😡
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Happy New Year to all that follow me or stumble across this toot.
#NYE2025 #HNY2026
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