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Followers
438
Account age
8 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2017
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I will forever beat the drum that in general the attitudes aroun · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 346 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I've seen this design for recipe cards before; it's definitely much more readable when the instructions on what to do with the ingredients are relatively simple, though I don't think it completely replaces a more typical set of instruction…
Has anyone here had experience migrating off of Greasemonkey onto Tampermonkey (for Firefox)? Or is it fine to just run both? I've been starting to run into user scripts that are incompatible with Greasemonkey as it seems most development …
what do you do when your brain is burnt out and you need a pick me up?
Curious what VPN folks are using now that Mullvad's no longer an option
What is your favorite piece of dropout.tv content? Not favorite show, but a specific piece of content that I could watch for about half an hour or an hour or so.
(Yes, I could binge or slowly work my way through stuff, but y'know, having …
LB: didn't know that Mozilla's VPN offering ran on top of Mullvad, which I used until moments ago.
everything happens so much and I'm stressed and anxious and want to just hide away for a year
@sofurry I'm curious what happened to journal posts from the old version of the site? They seem to have disappeared from the UI entirely with the latest revision.
I really need to convince my brain that it isn't worth getting stressed out over work
Looking like the thing I wanted to do was both correct and actually easier than I expected it to be, which was his main complaint (my estimate was too long because of uncertainty in how to implement it). Hopefully that holds as I continue …
By that I mean looking for a new job. I really, really should, but I hear the job market sucks and remote work is becoming more and more scarce, and I already feel like I'm perpetually a few months away from being laid off suddenly anyway.…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
chitter.xyz
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 8 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (8+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
A glowy computer mouse of some sort? He/They pronouns.
Into programming (esp. web), #furry, rodents, sci-fi, art, roleplay, etc.
Creator of the Raccoony web extension: https://github.com/Simon-Tesla/RaccoonyWebEx
Occasionally may post NSFW, please +18 only
Not a fan of Tesla, Inc. or its CEO, came up with the name long before they were a thing.
#nobot
**I block empty profiles or profiles without an age/18+ in the bio**
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