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I’ve got a great mother-in-law. One of my presents was a Christmas Jumper Colin the caterpillar 🐛 😁
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So, i tried the Apple #journal for a week and i found that i quite enjoyed it but it was quite bare boned so signed up for Day One free trial for the month. I’m now about 3 weeks in and i’m really enjoying it enough to sign up for the year.
I like the idea of looking back “on this day” section and although i’m not using it for reflection atm, i aim to use it for that too.
Here’s my “on this da
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My reaction to my dad after he said he was paying for our Chinese takeaway on Boxing day 😁
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I have to say that the times i have had to ring Apple tech suppo · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 337 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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Such a great new EP. Shame there’s not an album following. #music https://music.apple.com/gb/album/because-ep/1834684205
Very sad news. A great actor in movies and tv. It will always be the Rocky Movies i’ll remember him for most #rip
Carl Weathers, Rocky and Predator actor, dies aged 76 https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/feb/02/carl-weathers-dies-rocky-…
Just to make people aware who I follow, I have got a new instance @social.lol and will be adding all you lovely people to it over next few days so be aware 😁. Once I have got everyone I follow on, I’ll be using it as my main account.
@sink…
So, i tried the Apple #journal for a week and i found that i quite enjoyed it but it was quite bare boned so signed up for Day One free trial for the month. I’m now about 3 weeks in and i’m really enjoying it enough to sign up for the yea…
I’ve got a great mother-in-law. One of my presents was a Christmas Jumper Colin the caterpillar 🐛 😁
As cover versions go, this is right up there for me. The lead singer sounds incredible.
https://youtu.be/-XJnSH7HYcw?si=ULjooXZkoZpxoA7E
That was a great season finale of #slowhorses Probably my favourite season so far 👏🏻 #appletvplus #tvshows
For #football (soccer) lovers out there who has Amazon Prime, live #premierleague football from now until 10pm tonight.
I’ll also be listening to the #boro game as they are away today.
Set up my wife’s iWatch Series 9.
Sadly, she doesn’t get excited at all with any new tech, whether it’s a phones, watches, apps or anything else 😁. I on the other hand, get excited when I buy her new #tech 😂
My reaction to my dad after he said he was paying for our Chinese takeaway on Boxing day 😁
So, i tried the Apple #journal for a week and i found that i quite enjoyed it but it was quite bare boned so signed up for Day One free trial for the month. I’m now about 3 weeks in and i’m really enjoying it enough to sign up for the yea…
I’ve got a great mother-in-law. One of my presents was a Christmas Jumper Colin the caterpillar 🐛 😁
As cover versions go, this is right up there for me. The lead singer sounds incredible.
https://youtu.be/-XJnSH7HYcw?si=ULjooXZkoZpxoA7E
That was a great season finale of #slowhorses Probably my favourite season so far 👏🏻 #appletvplus #tvshows
For #football (soccer) lovers out there who has Amazon Prime, live #premierleague football from now until 10pm tonight.
I’ll also be listening to the #boro game as they are away today.
Set up my wife’s iWatch Series 9.
Sadly, she doesn’t get excited at all with any new tech, whether it’s a phones, watches, apps or anything else 😁. I on the other hand, get excited when I buy her new #tech 😂
My reaction to my dad after he said he was paying for our Chinese takeaway on Boxing day 😁
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
twit.social
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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