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At the "Back to the 80s" cafe in Vegas. I found my childhood phone. Complete with stretched out cord. 😂
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Just got home from the Trader Joe's vs. ALDI rave at First Avenue.
Hilarious.
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Once again I got to engage in my favorite hobby of hating Admin #UX !
Today it was Watchguard Firebox #UI
So... we're moving our company office. We filed a ticket to our ISP telling them to cancel our service early next month.
They cancelled it today. WTAF. 😡
We quickly logged into the ISP's website to reinstate the service, but in doing so, our network configuration things (IP address, etc) chang
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#TraderJoesVsALDI #rave #Minneapolis #FirstAvenue
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At the "Back to the 80s" cafe in Vegas. I found my childhood phone. Complete with stretched out cord. 😂
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Once again I got to engage in my favorite hobby of hating Admin #UX !
Today it was Watchguard Firebox #UI
So... we're moving our company office. We filed a ticket to our ISP telling them to cancel our service early next month.
They cancell…
#LifetimePlaylist 1965
Glad this is finally progressing into years where I have more options and opinions. 😁
I may not have been alive for these songs being released, but I definitely grew up with them and associate them with my childhood.…
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#TraderJoesVsALDI #rave #Minneapolis #FirstAvenue
Just got home from the Trader Joe's vs. ALDI rave at First Avenue.
Hilarious.
#TuneTuesday #BreakfastSongs
I assume someone has already posted this? but maybe not...
Squeeze - Black Coffee In Bed
https://youtu.be/0x2mV9JktrE
https://pears.com/ takes "decentralized" to a whole new paradigm.
I'm tempted to see if i can leverage it to make... something. Unfortunately, I'm not sure what that something would be. (yet)
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