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if we now get Christopher Nolan criticising Joyce Carol Oates is that inception
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oooh I’m pleased I found this.
very significantly priced down because “slight warp”, but I risked it and I am pleased I did: while visible, the warp isn’t audible (well, on my run off the mill turntable it isn’t, at least) and it’s a record I always knew I should spend some time with — so now I will!
#NowPlaying Queens of the Stone Age - …Like Clockwork
(fun record store I hadn’t been to before t
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after @MrAndrewD and @cafuego alerted me to the Dutch deals at Aldi #Australia this week, I looked at the catalogue and was going to complain that they didn’t stock the one thing I really miss — but I decided to leave it and just go and look anyway, and: THEY HAVE HAGEL!!!!!!
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if we now get Christopher Nolan criticising Joyce Carol Oates is that inception
after @MrAndrewD and @cafuego alerted me to the Dutch deals at Aldi #Australia this week, I looked at the catalogue and was going to complain that they didn’t stock the one thing I really miss — but I decided to leave it and just go and lo…
this is going to significantly add to my fomo over not going to the Queens of the Stone Age & Primus arena gig here in #Melbourne #Naarm in December
oooh I’m pleased I found this.
very significantly priced down because “slight warp”, but I risked it and I am pleased I did: while visible, the warp isn’t audible (well, on my run off the mill turntable it isn’t, at least) and it’s a recor…
and sent! 🎉 (has estimated delivery date 29 July, which I doubt, as it has to come from Florida to Melbourne and I chose budget 😅)
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