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back on my messy quilt bullshit! This is a pillowcase but testing this pattern for a wall hanging.
Turns out pressing is important if you actually want points to line up (rude)
One day I will Learn to Love the Iron but not today
#quilt #sewing #quilting #wip
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Updated my sewing page with this quick little pillow. Next up: using this pattern in a wall hanging with different colors
https://smallcypress.neocities.org/sewing
#quilt #quilting #sewing
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Here's my adorable dog wearing a muzzle!
He's always an angel at the vet, but we were going to a new practice since we moved and he tends to require a lot of restraint during blood draws. He is also 120+ lbs, very tall, and a shepherd. This practice had had a shepherd attack staff recently, so this made everybody less stressed.
Muzzles aren't just for "bad" or bite-risk dogs. My dog associates his
📊 Post engagement
10
Avg engagement / post
3.7%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: back on my messy quilt bullshit! This is a pillowcase but testin · 29 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
10.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 290 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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back on my messy quilt bullshit! This is a pillowcase but testing this pattern for a wall hanging.
Turns out pressing is important if you actually want points to line up (rude)
One day I will Learn to Love the Iron but not today
#quilt #sewing #quilting #wip
I really dig this deep dive on the right-wing/carnivore diet pipeline.
I first encountered this stuff in #longcovid forums and subreddits. A significant amount of some of the sickest people were unvaccinated - either they got the virus bef…
I love seeing analog-to-digital-to-analog processes! These are gouache pixel art studies from live model gesture drawings
https://livelaugh.blog/posts/nearest-neighbor-studies/
#art #wip #process #painting
Here's my adorable dog wearing a muzzle!
He's always an angel at the vet, but we were going to a new practice since we moved and he tends to require a lot of restraint during blood draws. He is also 120+ lbs, very tall, and a shepherd. Thi…
a darker post than usual but I just got off of a very hard jury service
https://smallcypress.bearblog.dev/on-murder/
#blog #baltimore
Updated my sewing page with this quick little pillow. Next up: using this pattern in a wall hanging with different colors
https://smallcypress.neocities.org/sewing
#quilt #quilting #sewing
The New York Times has lost its mind but the recipe section (often) still slaps.
Made this chocolate zucchini loaf cake and it was soooo moist and delicious. Recipe copy/pasted on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/xctvmx/ny…
There is so much we don't know about post-viral issues except that they are very common with Covid (and EBV/mono and others!)
Anecdotally (from my experience and in too many LC forums) many people experience onset of post-viral issues aft…
Lots of people I know are testing positive for Covid in multiple US states. Keep some tests in the house!
I had a very mild case a few years ago that felt like a cold, so other than additional quarantining, I treated it like a mild cold. I…
I am in several phases right now but one is a History of the Decorative Arts phase!
I have spent hours and hours on the Cooper Hewitt website browsing the collection but this was helpful to learn how the collection was initially organized …
RE: https://grapheneos.social/@GrapheneOS/116970190199140720
Deeply chilling.
Also - good to see Atlanta Solidarity is still doing good work.
marriage* means waiting for the spouse to wake up so I can make my pitch for spending a stupid amount of joint account money on mulch and tools while spouse is sleepy
*obviously not all marriages lol
#gardening
Here's my adorable dog wearing a muzzle!
He's always an angel at the vet, but we were going to a new practice since we moved and he tends to require a lot of restraint during blood draws. He is also 120+ lbs, very tall, and a shepherd. Thi…
a darker post than usual but I just got off of a very hard jury service
https://smallcypress.bearblog.dev/on-murder/
#blog #baltimore
Updated my sewing page with this quick little pillow. Next up: using this pattern in a wall hanging with different colors
https://smallcypress.neocities.org/sewing
#quilt #quilting #sewing
The New York Times has lost its mind but the recipe section (often) still slaps.
Made this chocolate zucchini loaf cake and it was soooo moist and delicious. Recipe copy/pasted on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/xctvmx/ny…
There is so much we don't know about post-viral issues except that they are very common with Covid (and EBV/mono and others!)
Anecdotally (from my experience and in too many LC forums) many people experience onset of post-viral issues aft…
Lots of people I know are testing positive for Covid in multiple US states. Keep some tests in the house!
I had a very mild case a few years ago that felt like a cold, so other than additional quarantining, I treated it like a mild cold. I…
I am in several phases right now but one is a History of the Decorative Arts phase!
I have spent hours and hours on the Cooper Hewitt website browsing the collection but this was helpful to learn how the collection was initially organized …
RE: https://grapheneos.social/@GrapheneOS/116970190199140720
Deeply chilling.
Also - good to see Atlanta Solidarity is still doing good work.
marriage* means waiting for the spouse to wake up so I can make my pitch for spending a stupid amount of joint account money on mulch and tools while spouse is sleepy
*obviously not all marriages lol
#gardening
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
indieweb.social
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On Mastodon since
Feb 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 10.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
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Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
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About
nervous system regulation truther, personal website freak-flag flyer. art is my day job, barely literate in any kind of code but learning. I have giant dogs, lots of fish, and a letterpress studio.
#baltimore #plantedtanks #smallweb #printmaking
icon by @benji13L
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