smeg

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Followers

1.2K

Account age

8 yrs

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Car parked in the bike lane. He was there for at least 15 minutes. Very disappointing, Nederlanders.
#bikelane #fietsers #bikecommuting #urbanism #netherlands #Nederland #bikelanes #fietsen #bikes #cycling

12 views Car parked in the bike lane. He was there for at least 15 minutes. Very disappointing, Nederlanders. #bikelane #fietsers #bikecommuting #urbanism #netherlands #Nederland #bikelanes #fietsen #bikes #cycling

4 views Yes, I am powered by stars #lunch #foodpics

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

0.5%

Engagement vs followers

Oct 2017

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation · 16 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

43.2 / week

A very active account — posts many times a day.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

0.8×

Follows 1.5K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/patient-privacy-concerns-meta-smart-glasses-1762492 #smartglasses #meta #metaglasses #pervertglasses #glassholes #privac… ★ 16

This only serves corruption Treasury ends ownership reporting rules for U.S. companies https://wapo.st/3SqYmvC #corruption #business #treasury #uspol ★ 7 Goed. https://nltimes.nl/2026/08/10/half-dutch-ordering-shein-temu-less-frequently-since-eus-import-tariff #Nederland #tarief #eueconomie #economie #temu #shein #aliexpress ★ 8 It finely happened. I fell down the steep Dutch stairs in my apartment. Carpeted stairs while wearing socks. Luckily, it was only 3-4 stairs, and I was holding the railing, which means the biggest injury is to my shoulder. Oh well. There's… ★ 2 After over a year, I was finally able to update my address in the USPS Informed Delivery. I no longer get daily emails and package notifications for the new owners of my old house in the US. ★ 1 It's really telling that the majority of the posts on social.overheid.nl are about traffic and traffic accidents. Cars are a menace. #overheid ★ 2 A lot of the parents I know seem to struggle to teach their children self-control and personal responsibility. This doesn't bode well. So many kids are assholes. Some days, many days But especially today Are days I don't feel. It takes almost as long to receive a parcel from the UK as it does from the US. Symptom of underfunded and privatized postal services?

Yes, I am powered by stars #lunch #foodpics ★ 4 AI has made me a reverse centaur at work. As far as I can tell, everyone I work with is in the same situation. "DO MORE, x1000, use AI" "How can it accelerate my specific work stream?" "WE DON'T KNOW BUT OUR AI DRIVEN METRICS SAY YOU SHOUL… ★ 3

Car parked in the bike lane. He was there for at least 15 minutes. Very disappointing, Nederlanders. #bikelane #fietsers #bikecommuting #urbanism #netherlands #Nederland #bikelanes #fietsen #bikes #cycling ★ 12

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Home server

assortedflotsam.com

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On Mastodon since

Oct 2017

An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 8 years ago.

👁️Averages 6 views per post.

📤Posts about 43.2× per week.

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Estimated

66/100

Good Credibility score

89%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Established account (8+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Armchair intellectual, sometimes philosopher, all-around learning junkie, cybersecurity and sysadmin, parent, and gamer. Everything is political. A chicken in every pot and free poetry for all. Admin of assortedflotsam.com

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