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I realized it's been a while since I posted a selfie, but then I also wanted to show you a side of myself you've never seen before--and you've seen me naked. So here's a bad photo! This probably makes a statement about beauty or something.
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The Substack saga continues to be unnecessarily fucking WEIRD. I cannot believe how difficult they are making it to delete my account. Why? For what purpose? I'm not allowed to use it, so why won't they just let me delete it?
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These unfuckable dweebs are Patrick and John Collison. They own Stripe. But they're going to live out the end of their days on earth in the gutter, because I'm going to destroy their business.
Do you know what has more fury than a woman scorned? A woman with nothing to lose, whom you try to rob beca
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Whoever was cutting Dean's hair in season 5 needs to say they're sorry and find a new profession.
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I realized it's been a while since I posted a selfie, but then I also wanted to show you a side of myself you've never seen before--and you've seen me naked. So here's a bad photo! This probably makes a statement about beauty or something.
So this is what prompted me to look him up. And on his Wikipedia page, this is how he is described:
It genuinely pains me that I will never have sex with Paul Gross.
Abed sighting on Gilmore Girls.
Rory Gilmore and I are the same age, and I can verify it's true: We all read Dave Eggers.
But having a poster of the guy is peak dork.
Whoever was cutting Dean's hair in season 5 needs to say they're sorry and find a new profession.
These unfuckable dweebs are Patrick and John Collison. They own Stripe. But they're going to live out the end of their days on earth in the gutter, because I'm going to destroy their business.
Do you know what has more fury than a woman sc…
Also, Jess and Lane would have been an interesting couple. I never really cared much for him and Rory together. Where's the real challenge? I can't quite see what they get from each other. The "She's good, he's bad" thing makes a lot more …
The Substack saga continues to be unnecessarily fucking WEIRD. I cannot believe how difficult they are making it to delete my account. Why? For what purpose? I'm not allowed to use it, so why won't they just let me delete it?
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The following is a dumb conversation I had with a robot on Substack as I continue to try and get my suspended account deleted. The robots make you repeat after them and say the magic words to get to a human.
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