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📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Black Joy. Latino Joy. Queer Joy. BATHE ME IN ALL OF IT PLEASE A · 1 likes + reposts
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Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
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Follows 114 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I'm supposed to retire in six years.
Ironically, that's the year that Social Security is forecast to be completely broke, or at least be unable to pay out full benefits for the first time in history.
I need everyone to kick the GOP out and…
The biggest mistake this country ever made (after the obvious ones) is not purging the Confederacy and its entire ideology from this country when it had the chance.
EVERYTHING that is wrong right now can be traced back to Confederate ideol…
Pride Month is a good month to watch (or re-watch) "Heartstopper" on Netflix, and "Heated Rivalry" on HBOMax.
Read this, and grasp why I keep recommending Heated Rivalry to everyone I can:
https://macleans.ca/culture/heated-rivalry-is-anti-dystopia-art/
Things you can do, should do, that are easy to do, so do them:
- Support unions
- Don't cross picket lines
- Boycott Starbucks, Target, and Home Depot
- Don't badmouth Democrats, that isn't helping
- Show up to vote in EVERY election
And i…
The same people who voted to strip Democrats of all their power across all branches of government (either explicitly, or by not voting at all) are the same people who are very upset now that Democrats aren't using the powers that they've b…
"Heated Rivalry" is amazing.
Great writing, great acting, great editing and cinematography, great use of music and lighting...
And the best thing is how unapologetic it is, how it respects its characters, and lets them be human.
And I'm lo…
The Trump Administration, Republicans, and MAGA may not call themselves "Fascists" openly... but they sure are loud about "Anti-Fascists" being their enemies. Make of that what you will.
Since WW2, this country has DEFINED itself as Anti-F…
The GOP is the party of reverse Robin Hoods... their main goal in life seems to be to steal as much as they can from the poor and the needy, so they can give it to the wealthy elite.
On every topic, in every policy, they have it exactly wr…
No badges. No warrants. Not even consistent unforms. Faces hidden by masks.
I can't imagine it will be long until someone decides to "stand their ground" against these thugs.
What they're doing isn't legal. It's kidnapping. It's human traf…
He's aggressively cruel.
He's aggressively stupid.
He's aggressively ignorant.
He's aggressively dangerous.
He's aggressively incompetent.
He's aggressively loud & wrong.
He's aggressively embarrassing.
And not a single Republican will sta…
The biggest mistake this country ever made (after the obvious ones) is not purging the Confederacy and its entire ideology from this country when it had the chance.
EVERYTHING that is wrong right now can be traced back to Confederate ideol…
Pride Month is a good month to watch (or re-watch) "Heartstopper" on Netflix, and "Heated Rivalry" on HBOMax.
Read this, and grasp why I keep recommending Heated Rivalry to everyone I can:
https://macleans.ca/culture/heated-rivalry-is-anti-dystopia-art/
Things you can do, should do, that are easy to do, so do them:
- Support unions
- Don't cross picket lines
- Boycott Starbucks, Target, and Home Depot
- Don't badmouth Democrats, that isn't helping
- Show up to vote in EVERY election
And i…
The same people who voted to strip Democrats of all their power across all branches of government (either explicitly, or by not voting at all) are the same people who are very upset now that Democrats aren't using the powers that they've b…
"Heated Rivalry" is amazing.
Great writing, great acting, great editing and cinematography, great use of music and lighting...
And the best thing is how unapologetic it is, how it respects its characters, and lets them be human.
And I'm lo…
The Trump Administration, Republicans, and MAGA may not call themselves "Fascists" openly... but they sure are loud about "Anti-Fascists" being their enemies. Make of that what you will.
Since WW2, this country has DEFINED itself as Anti-F…
The GOP is the party of reverse Robin Hoods... their main goal in life seems to be to steal as much as they can from the poor and the needy, so they can give it to the wealthy elite.
On every topic, in every policy, they have it exactly wr…
No badges. No warrants. Not even consistent unforms. Faces hidden by masks.
I can't imagine it will be long until someone decides to "stand their ground" against these thugs.
What they're doing isn't legal. It's kidnapping. It's human traf…
He's aggressively cruel.
He's aggressively stupid.
He's aggressively ignorant.
He's aggressively dangerous.
He's aggressively incompetent.
He's aggressively loud & wrong.
He's aggressively embarrassing.
And not a single Republican will sta…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
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Credibility score
89%
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Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I speak for me: a Liberal, a Democrat, and a Sane person who believes in facts, reality, science, healthcare, & civil rights. I fight for a sustainable future.
#Democracy #Politics #LGBT #Environment #Liberal
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