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Account age
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
3.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: An unseemly Wikipedia fight over the entry for UK Prime Minister · 13 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
7 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 255 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
An unseemly Wikipedia fight over the entry for UK Prime Minister 🤣
#ukpolitics
As a man, you know you’re old when your routine before going out out includes a “shaving your ears” step.
The lifts in this hotel are like the opposite of hitchhikers guide. You press the button and one of them pings like it’s ready for you to enter but it’s actually about twenty floors away and approaching at a snail’s pace.
They’re having to talk him down from the nukes again, aren’t they? #trump #iran #WorldWar3 #armageddon
Following the success of my book “Cups, Gravity and Hot Liquid : why actors can’t handle coffee mugs”, I’m now crowdfunding for the follow-up “That’s Not How Any of That Works: AI for non-tech journalists with a press release”
RE: https://dair-community.social/@alex/116967299860488135
Great book. If you haven’t read it yet, you really should do. Explains “AI” so well even a politician could follow it (but they deliberately won’t) #ai #ukpolitics
Yeah well my AI went rogue and attacked all the tech companies but you wouldn’t know it, it goes to a different school #openai
Dammit. Really hoped we'd seen the back of Shabana Mahmood at the Home Office. No hope of change on Palestine Action. #ukpolitics
Successfully migrated two reasonably large Wordpress MU sites onto new kit. Close to zero downtime. Brought in SSO. All works perfectly until someone tries to upload an image and hits the PHP max upload limit of 2 meg! Why oh why does it s…
And just to be clear, I’m only singling her out because I’ve heard of her. The same question can be asked of many peers.
What am I missing that make June Sarpong qualified to be in the Lords? #ukpolitics
Multitasking ftw - failing to make progress on three projects at the same time
They’re having to talk him down from the nukes again, aren’t they? #trump #iran #WorldWar3 #armageddon
Following the success of my book “Cups, Gravity and Hot Liquid : why actors can’t handle coffee mugs”, I’m now crowdfunding for the follow-up “That’s Not How Any of That Works: AI for non-tech journalists with a press release”
RE: https://dair-community.social/@alex/116967299860488135
Great book. If you haven’t read it yet, you really should do. Explains “AI” so well even a politician could follow it (but they deliberately won’t) #ai #ukpolitics
Yeah well my AI went rogue and attacked all the tech companies but you wouldn’t know it, it goes to a different school #openai
Dammit. Really hoped we'd seen the back of Shabana Mahmood at the Home Office. No hope of change on Palestine Action. #ukpolitics
Successfully migrated two reasonably large Wordpress MU sites onto new kit. Close to zero downtime. Brought in SSO. All works perfectly until someone tries to upload an image and hits the PHP max upload limit of 2 meg! Why oh why does it s…
And just to be clear, I’m only singling her out because I’ve heard of her. The same question can be asked of many peers.
What am I missing that make June Sarpong qualified to be in the Lords? #ukpolitics
Multitasking ftw - failing to make progress on three projects at the same time
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.
Posts auto-delete after a month.
Nothing I post represents the views of my employers, humanity at large or myself five minutes later.
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